Generic parody thread
- Thread starter Dale
- Start date
Irrelevant inquiry about towncar and its reliability.
Bemoans the lack of any new information about Trek XI. Searches internet for any information, Star Trek or otherwise.
Observes that Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word ever to appear in an english dictionary.
Observes that Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word ever to appear in an english dictionary.
Concurs with news deficit observation. Goes to Misc. to start Genital Grooming thread.
Unfounded assertion that the comb does indeed possess wings.
Purveyance of vague rumor that the comb will have a more textured, detailed, kitbashed exterior finish than we are used to. Speculation that this may represent a complete reboot of the entire "genital comb" concept as we know it.
[image] extremelyshoddyphotoshopofthecombwiththeaforementioned roughexteriortexturemappedontoit.jpg[/image]
[image] extremelyshoddyphotoshopofthecombwiththeaforementioned roughexteriortexturemappedontoit.jpg[/image]
K'riq Sa
Commodore
Sub-Genius Generic parody thread
Denys rogue rumor that comb has been covertly written into ST-XI as "Spock's Comb", are unfounded and actually is sexually stimulating, and somewhat titilating.
stupid wide-eyed smiley face
ever vigilently,
K'riq Sa
Minister of the Church of Bastard Children
Denys rogue rumor that comb has been covertly written into ST-XI as "Spock's Comb", are unfounded and actually is sexually stimulating, and somewhat titilating.
stupid wide-eyed smiley face
ever vigilently,
K'riq Sa
Minister of the Church of Bastard Children
Re: Sub-Genius Generic parody thread
Defends notion that comb is to be redesigned. Concedes that a redesigned comb may not be a good one, but believes that comnb must appeal to modern hair stylists.
Expresses meandering wish involving ideal cast and crew, all are dead, most are German, comments indicate far too much time with films of the Weimar era to the point of forfeiting objective judgement. Concludes with giddy defence of Lil Dagover as Uhura. Post is repeatedly edited for minor alterations.
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Obscure quote from critically-claimed film deprecating television.
Defends notion that comb is to be redesigned. Concedes that a redesigned comb may not be a good one, but believes that comnb must appeal to modern hair stylists.
Expresses meandering wish involving ideal cast and crew, all are dead, most are German, comments indicate far too much time with films of the Weimar era to the point of forfeiting objective judgement. Concludes with giddy defence of Lil Dagover as Uhura. Post is repeatedly edited for minor alterations.
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Obscure quote from critically-claimed film deprecating television.
K'riq Sa
Commodore
Re: Sub-Genius Generic parody thread
Angrily denys trolling, and whines to none listening fans, busy working on real-life uniforms to wear to ST-11 premiere. Attempts at shoehorning a fat bloated Shatner into a uniform proves uneventful, and finally allows the Shat to just walk around naked, who incesently asks about the "Spock Comb", and why is there no "Kirk Comb"
specifacally,
K'riq Sa
Minister of the Church of Boston Illegals
Angrily denys trolling, and whines to none listening fans, busy working on real-life uniforms to wear to ST-11 premiere. Attempts at shoehorning a fat bloated Shatner into a uniform proves uneventful, and finally allows the Shat to just walk around naked, who incesently asks about the "Spock Comb", and why is there no "Kirk Comb"
specifacally,
K'riq Sa
Minister of the Church of Boston Illegals
