Snotty response. Disparagement of n00b. Another snotty response.
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Snotty response. Disparagement of n00b. Another snotty response.
Quoting of comment made pointless by being the next person to post. "Funny" comment carrying implication of moderator's powerlessness. Obnoxious threadbomb.
Opinion of latest information released about movie. Accusation of JJ Abrams commiting sexual violation against my childhood. Declaration of canon being disregarded. Example cited from fanon, but is referred to erroneously by poster as "canon." Question of Abrams's competancy, with a crack about the Kelvin's registry. Finish in Caps Lock with Spock's line in The Cage after female officers disappear from transporter room.
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Admission of personal childhood's state of wanton whoredness. Luxuriation in zeros and giant nacelles. Expresses desire for Nike-esque uniform shirt of one's own.
meaningless internet-speak acronym indicating amusement at thread's hilarity. silly laughing emoticon.
Metaphysical questioning of topic's existence. Assertion that topic was a figment of collective unconscious.
Complaint about new Enterprise design, ignoring that I have posted the same thing in three other threads on this forum. Intolerant complaint about ManOnTheWave not "getting it." Insult directed at Ryan Church's mother. Claim that JJ Abrams' hates the characters, with link to thread ostensibly proving it. Random and irrational capitalization throughout post. Shouting smiley.
Statement of outrage. Personal insults leveled at Gep Malakai. Suggestion for placement of his sombrero. Expression of religious adoration for JJ Abrams.
Compliment on Gep Malakai's audacity. Comment on how the new bridge looks like a cross between a Wal-Mart and a TGI Fridays in a weak attempt to discredit the film's production design. Lamentation that Vektor's reimagined TOS Enterprise should have been used in the new movie instead.
Expression of persecution complex.
Quotation of post before edit. Hot-tempered reaction ignoring timestamps on posts, resulting in assumption that Herkimer's comment was complimenting ManOnTheWave. Extremely long, detailed post justifying personal opinion as fact. Expression of desire for madness to end. Hidden meaning that peace will be obtained when everyone agrees with me.
Statement of fanon as fact. Another insult about J.J. Abrams. Typo.
Outrage. Defiance. Grammatical error. Poor vocabulary. Blaming all posters everywhere and their horses for personal problems. Tangent into self pity. Declarative statement regarding the deletion of one's own account. And this time, I mean it. Notifying of moderator. And not in the masturbatory way.
Statement that this thread isn't funny and never was past the first day it was on this board. Insinuiation that all posters in this thread are childish.
Request for you to "grow up" and to "gain a sense of humour." Comparison of your dislike of this thread to the Don Quixote passage about windmills. Undeserved sense of self-satisfaction because I referance classical literature. Derogatory comment about your education, implication that you have none. Winky-faced smilie to indicate comment was intended to be in jest.
question about when the great fan war starts so that I can take Trek swag from posters vaporized in it.
Random post by long-time member hoping for others to clamour at said long-time member's return. Reminiscing about "the good old days". Allusion to in-joke from three years ago. Question concerning another long-time poster's presence on the board now (or lack thereof).