It was Tuvok's attempt at humor.
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It was Tuvok's attempt at humor.
That Rain seemed to have eyes on the back of her head...
If you watch carefully, there is no way that she could have seen Tuvok's ears and even less that the doc has been punched in the face. Unless she just guessed the latter.
One of my favorites-
at the end of 'Prophecy' Tuvok returning to he quarters and finding Neelix and Ch'Rega saying goodbye after some extreme sex. The battered Neelix staggers around the wrecked room trying to upright furniture and hands Tuvok a vase with a bent flower in it. Tuvok just stands there is shock and quietly tells Neelix to just "Get out"...
at the end of 'Prophecy' Tuvok returning to he quarters and finding Neelix and Ch'Rega saying goodbye after some extreme sex. The battered Neelix staggers around the wrecked room trying to upright furniture and hands Tuvok a vase with a bent flower in it. Tuvok just stands there is shock and quietly tells Neelix to just "Get out"...
Tuvok is Neelix' white clown, IE in a clown act it is a clown whose serious demeanor and deadpan responses emphasize the comic of the situation, well, at least that's the effect they try to provoke.
In Renaissance Man, when the doctor confesses what he's done to every one. I thought that was hilarious.
The beginning of Renaissance Man...
The EMH is piloting the Delta Flyer and singing his damn fool holographic head off.
(During this vigorous recital, Janeway enters from the aft compartment with a face like thunder. He feels the vibes and stops.)
EMH: Captain. Computer, pause music. I didn't wake you, did I?
JANEWAY: That's all right, Doctor. Fifteen minutes of sleep is really all I need. Coffee, black. Maybe you should pay a little more attention to flying and a little less to singing.
And at the end of RM... Janeway is escorting the EMH out of sickbay to the holodeck.
JANEWAY: Now, when you're on the holodeck with the captain, there are two rules you have to follow.
EMH: I understand.
JANEWAY: First, leave your rank at the door.
EMH: Not a problem. The second?
JANEWAY: No opera!
The EMH is piloting the Delta Flyer and singing his damn fool holographic head off.
(During this vigorous recital, Janeway enters from the aft compartment with a face like thunder. He feels the vibes and stops.)
EMH: Captain. Computer, pause music. I didn't wake you, did I?
JANEWAY: That's all right, Doctor. Fifteen minutes of sleep is really all I need. Coffee, black. Maybe you should pay a little more attention to flying and a little less to singing.
And at the end of RM... Janeway is escorting the EMH out of sickbay to the holodeck.
JANEWAY: Now, when you're on the holodeck with the captain, there are two rules you have to follow.
EMH: I understand.
JANEWAY: First, leave your rank at the door.
EMH: Not a problem. The second?
JANEWAY: No opera!
That's good! I never made the connection.
From Relativity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFgw3IINwPM
Rain Robinson: "Who are you, and what's that thing in your pants?"
Tuvok: "I beg your pardon?"
Tuvok: "I beg your pardon?"
