Funniest Lines/Moments

[JanewayRulz!]

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[hux]

I don't mean to be difficult but I believe someone has already posted this dialogue.

Read from the very start and you'll discover that stuff has been posted more than once (I think that sentence should be the internets motto)

 

[kirkfan]

"I am a walking talking problem solving interactive hologram."

 

[hux]

Seven: "Fun will now commence"

 

[kirkfan]

"I am Miles E. O'Brien, I am very much alive and I intend to stay that way."

 

[JD5000]

"Snacks are irrelevant!"

I really like those kids, the potato-cloning was also a chuckler.

 

[kirkfan]

"Resistance is far from futile in this case."

 

[JanewayRulz!]

Speaking of "those kids"... and Deck 12.

MEZOTI: If it's not a ghost, what is it?
ICHEB: We deserve an explanation.
NEELIX: I don't think that Seven would be too happy if you all started waking up with nightmares.
AZAN: Tell us.
REBI: Please?
NEELIX: All right. Gather round. But I'm warning you, this is not a tale for the faint of heart.
MEZOTI: We're not faint of heart.
ICHEB: Our cardiopulmonary systems are reinforced.
MEZOTI: So don't leave anything out.

 

[kirkfan]

Seven expressing her opinion about Neelix' decoction : "This is offensive!"

 

[Triskelion]

Macrocosm: No dialogue, just the scene of the macrovirus swarming into Neelix's tropical resort simulation. Dinner party with the beautiful people!

 

[Catarina]

Macrocosm: No dialogue, just the scene of the macrovirus swarming into Neelix's tropical resort simulation. Dinner party with the beautiful people!

So weird...according to the time stamp of this post I happened to be watching Macrocosm.

Yes, that always delights me. Watching the bad actors fleeing from those ugly CGI viruses.

 

[Catarina]

I had myself a season three mini binge last night. Q and the grey comes to mind.

"Start talking before I hurl you into the brig."- Chakotay.Oooh angry warrior voice. Refreshing.

"I'll tell you. Because I am respectful, loyal, and most of all sincere. And these are qualities which someone like you could never hope to possess." - smug Neelix. I may have not bought that at the time but it was a good line.

"That was it?!" - Janeway. I knew it. She held back because she was hung up on method of implantation

And the always enjoyable "Well I'm sure your first officer's 'Chuckles' is it?" Note...that Kate nods her head here for some unexplained reason. LOL.

 

[kirkfan]

I had myself a season three mini binge last night. Q and the grey comes to mind.

"Start talking before I hurl you into the brig."- Chakotay.Oooh angry warrior voice. Refreshing.

"I'll tell you. Because I am respectful, loyal, and most of all sincere. And these are qualities which someone like you could never hope to possess." - smug Neelix. I may have not bought that at the time but it was a good line.

"That was it?!" - Janeway. I knew it. She held back because she was hung up on method of implantation

And the always enjoyable "Well I'm sure your first officer's 'Chuckles' is it?" Note...that Kate nods her head here for some unexplained reason. LOL.

Yeah, "chuckles", ironic nickname for a guy who never said one funny thing throughout the entire series.

 

[Taylirious]

Speaking of "those kids"... and Deck 12.

MEZOTI: If it's not a ghost, what is it?
ICHEB: We deserve an explanation.
NEELIX: I don't think that Seven would be too happy if you all started waking up with nightmares.
AZAN: Tell us.
REBI: Please?
NEELIX: All right. Gather round. But I'm warning you, this is not a tale for the faint of heart.
MEZOTI: We're not faint of heart.
ICHEB: Our cardiopulmonary systems are reinforced.
MEZOTI: So don't leave anything out.

 

[Lynx]

The argument between the doctor and the holographic diva in The Swarm. Incidentally, those were probably the best lines in an otherwise mediocre episode.

That scene is hilarious!

I have to admit that "The Swarm" is one of my top 10 Voyager episodes!

Here's a funny comment from Kim in "The Cloud":

(Janeway enters. Paris and Kim are at a table, picking at their meal trays.)
JANEWAY: Gentlemen. As you were. So, has Neelix concocted anything interesting this morning?
KIM: There's an ancient Chinese curse, Captain. May you live in interesting times. Mealtime is always interesting now that Neelix is in the kitchen.

And don't forget the already mentioned classic comment from the same episode:

JANEWAY: Senior bridge officers, report for duty. Commander, set a new course. There's coffee in that nebula!

 

[kirkfan]

This one from Body And Soul:

EMH(To Seven): We're quite a pair. Me trapped by the limitations of photons and forcefields, you by a drone's obsession with efficiency. You'd make an excellent hologram.

 

[Catarina]

doctor is hands down, the comedy of the show. Sorry Neelix. But I Loved your line, "This ship can outmatch any vessel within a 100 light years and what does she do with? Well, uh, let's see if we can find some space anomaly today that might rip it apart!"

 

[Lynx]

doctor is hands down, the comedy of the show. Sorry Neelix. But I Loved your line, "This ship can outmatch any vessel within a 100 light years and what does she do with? Well, uh, let's see if we can find some space anomaly today that might rip it apart!"

That quote is also from "The Cloud". I love the whole conversation between Kes and Neelix considering this matter:

NEELIX: Kes! Now look what she's gotten us into!
KES: Do all nebulas look like that?
NEELIX: I wouldn't know. I'm smart enough to go around nebulas when I encounter them.
KES: These people are natural born explorers, Neelix.
NEELIX: These people are natural born idiots, if you ask me! They don't appreciate what they have here. This ship is the match of any vessel within a hundred light years, and what do they do with it? Well, let's see if we can't find some space anomaly today that might rip it apart!

 

[Catarina]

Interesting he says he avoids them(nebulae) but in Mortal Coil he's on the mission suggests otherwise.
but yup love that whole scene. Thanks for posting.

 

[kirkfan]

Interesting he says he avoids them(nebulae) but in Mortal Coil he's on the mission suggests otherwise.
but yup love that whole scene. Thanks for posting.

We're supposed to get the feeling that Neelix is evolving.