Facts about Uhura

[Islander]

She actually has a cyrillic alphabet-spot. She squirts when we touch it.

 

[cooleddie74]

^
And BOY...do we ever want to.

 

[Islander]

^that wasn't water that Scotty was swiming around in...

 

[cooleddie74]

^
Uhura is so wet down there, dolphins nest in her cervix.

 

[Islander]

^^she's sot wet she has tides.

 

[cooleddie74]

^^^she makes ME so wet, I get tides.

 

[Islander]

Whenever a drill instructor screams "GET DOWN", Uhura proceeds to the next available blow-job.

 

[cooleddie74]

Whenever a drill instructor screams "GET DOWN", Uhura proceeds to the next available blow-job.

Be all you can be.

Get a shine on your knob...in the arrrrrrrr-my.

 

[Islander]

What the movie doesn't show is that Uhura and Gailla's room is actually in the guys dorm.

 

[cooleddie74]

^
And their beds each contain guys hiding and spanking it to them.

 

[Islander]

She is so hot, she can reheat pizza pockets faster than a replicator.

 

[cooleddie74]

Uhura is so hot, her clothes have to be lined with protective layering from the inside out.

 

[Islander]

Uhura is so hot, Johnny Storm has a crush on her.

 

[cooleddie74]

Uhura is so hot, the Kelvin's name should have been USS Uhura Temperature Units.

 

[Islander]

Uhura is so smoking hot she was once confused for ganja by a rasta group.

 

[cooleddie74]

Uhura doesn't brush her teeth. She sensually licks the food particles into surrender.

 

[Islander]

Oh, she brushes alright, but not with a brush... And it's not toothpaste either...

 

[Islander]

Uhura, Uhura, Uhura!
All Uhura must go.
At the Titty Twister we're slashing Uhura in half!
This is a Uhura blow out!
Make us an offer on our vast selection of Uhura!
We got white Uhura, black Uhura, Spanish Uhura, yellow Uhura,hot Uhura, cold Uhura, wet Uhura,tight Uhura, big Uhura, bloody Uhura, fat Uhura, hairy Uhura,smelly Uhura, velvet Uhura, silk Uhura, Naugahyde Uhura, snappin'Uhura,horse Uhura, dog Uhura, mule Uhura, fake Uhura!
If we don't have it, you don't want it!
Take advantage of our penny Uhura sale.
Buy any piece of Uhura at our regular price, you get another piece of Uhura, of equal or lesser value, for a penny.
Now try and beat Uhura for a penny!
If you can find cheaper Uhura anywhere: fuck it!

 

[cooleddie74]

Uhura heats hot chocolate by licking the mug sensually from top to bottom for about 45 seconds.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

^that wasn't water that Scotty was swiming around in...

Ew.