Facts about Uhura

Ok, it might not me appropriate but I'm doing it either way.

Uhura is soooooo hot she made the Romulus star go supernova...

 

Uhura likes green cock.

 

Uhura is so hot I found her unattractive.

 

Uhura has a very talented tongue.

 

Uhura has such profound xenolinguistic legerdemain and audio duotronics and communications expertise that she could have reponded to the probe in ST4 all by herself, but she didn't because she didn't want the men to look inadequate and to give them something heroic-looking to do to boost their fragile male egos.

 

Uhura is so hot the have to bunk her with an Orion woman.

 

She is soooooo hot, they put her in place of the ejected warp core to power the ship on the way back...

 

Uhura is bootylicious even to chronitons and tachyons.

 

She wants me.

And I thank Robau for it.

 

Robau has done her at least ten times. The same night.

 

But Uhura is soooooo hot, she did that out of pity.

 

For herself. Because as badass as Robau is, his is only one cock, and the multiverse has so many hot women. He must be moving on, he's a rambling man...

 

She's soooooo hot, she actually did Robau in each of his incarnations throughout the multiverse.

 

I guess I'm going to be a killjoy then. I'm glad you all see her as hot. That's something. But some of these posts... It seems like some of you have reduced her to a porn object with an insatiable sex drive. Do we really have to reduce all of the heart we saw to a "cock" chaser? Because that wasn't in the film.

 

Uhura was so hot that...

Wait. She was passibly attractive. Hardly hot.

Nevermind.

 

ShimmeringFacet, That's not what this is about. The whole thing started with the 'Facts About Captain Robau' thread. The point is to pick a character and proceed to endlessly keep a thread going with the ways we can say hilariously over-the-top things. We've done it with Robau, Christopher Pike, hell even Cupcake , and now Uhura.

Nobody is seriously saying that Uhura is just a cocktease or anything like that. It's all a goof.

That being said:

Captain Robau is badass, but Uhura is goodass.

 

Uhura does not approve of this thread and will issue punitive blowjobs to the next 57 posters.

On the other hand the next 10 people who willingly worship her as Goddess Of All Creation will get a complimentary Thank You blow job from Her Highness.

 

Ok. I guess I'd missed those threads. Yikes, reading the last post from Mr. P I think I'm going to step out of this thread-don't have the stomach for it.

 

And we are getting stupid inane posts and threads that are taking up the bandwith and space of the board, while the rest suffers!!!

 

Uhura is so hot she was stung by a bee. The bee then stuck his stinger into a popsicle.