Facts about Uhura

[Islander]

Researching the Federation's database, one may come across a few holonovels from Uhura's personal library:

• Starfleet girls gone wild
• Debbie does Riza
• Sex Trek:The next penetration (that's a real one, btw)

 

[cooleddie74]

^
Don't forget:

Cumdumpster Sector Z-3

Creampie Dreams of the Quardor Nebula

Cadets in Heat 5: Crammin' for Exams

 

[Islander]

There was statistically more red shirt found dead in Uhura's bed than anywhere else.

 

[Anticitizen]

You guys stay classy.

 

[theFirebottle]

You guys stay classy.

I'm trying.

 

[T'Jul]

It's nice to know how many educated people use this page to post comments. I mean the comments re Uhura are soooo revealing!!

 

[Islander]

Facts of life: God gave men 2 great gift, a brain and a dick, but unfortunately not enough blood for both to work simultaneously.

Uhura was once promoted to Acting Fleet Admiral so she could "review" the troops.

 

[Islander]

She once had a girl on girl action with her own mirror universe twin.

 

[cooleddie74]

You guys stay classy.

I'm trying.

I gave up trying at age twelve.

Easier that way.

 

[Islander]

You guys stay classy.

I'm trying.

I gave up trying at age twelve.

Easier that way.

I never tried at all. I accepted myself as I am and I'm happy with it.

Uhura is so hot that.. hmm.. fuck, anybody has a tissue?

 

[cooleddie74]

I'm trying.

I gave up trying at age twelve.

Easier that way.

I never tried at all. I accepted myself as I am and I'm happy with it.

Uhura is so hot that.. hmm.. fuck, anybody has a tissue?

I need all of mine for later.

Big night on YouTube. Don't ask.

 

[Islander]

Uhura really has been where no man has gone before.

 

[cooleddie74]

Uhura's lost her virginity to a vertical warp core.

 

[Islander]

While blowing the anti-matter injector assembly

 

[cooleddie74]

And don't even ASK what the dilithium matrix was doing.

 

[Islander]

Ok, I dare. What was it doing?

 

[cooleddie74]

Her recalibration matrix, Spot G.


(Andrew Dice Clay) WHOA!!! (/Diceman)

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

Uhura has a number of STDs.

 

[Islander]

Uhura knows very well where he G-spot is. She even knows about her H, I, J and K spots are and currently on a quest to find absolute pleasure with her L-spot.

 

[cooleddie74]

And Jim Kirk knows where her Spots M through Z are located. He's that damn good. And so is she.