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Facts about Uhura
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I did point out that it might not be appropriate before anything else. And like Babaganoosh said, it's all in good fun.
Enough said; Uhura is soooooo hot, Tholians must wear Breen cold suits in her presence.
When Uhura was born, all of the moribund languages on planet Earth instantaneously became viable again so they would have the privilege of being studied by her.
They wouldn't let Uhura sit in the captain's chair because then they would have seen that her superlative and unsurpassible talent could run the whole of starfleet and every starship in it: All by herself, even while asleep, with just one perfectly placed hearing aid. And all the men would cry (especially Vulcan men).
And all the network executives would have been laughed at by their trophy wives and jumped off a cliff in a corvette, and said executives would have cried too when their expensive suits got dirty from that and after they discovered they couldn't even begin to satisfy either their wives or mistresses. And their secretaries would make them make the coffee instead.
And all the network executives would have been laughed at by their trophy wives and jumped off a cliff in a corvette, and said executives would have cried too when their expensive suits got dirty from that and after they discovered they couldn't even begin to satisfy either their wives or mistresses. And their secretaries would make them make the coffee instead.
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God, a thread about the hottest chick ever to grace the Star Trek universe (sorry, Dr. Pulaski) and you guys are all busy in the Cupcake thread? What's wrong with you?
Uhura is so hot she calls a heat rash a rash.
Uhura is so hot it's physically impossible for her to build a snowman.
Uhura is so hot she gives other people eating disorders. That's sad.
Uhura is so hot she calls a heat rash a rash.
Uhura is so hot it's physically impossible for her to build a snowman.
Uhura is so hot she gives other people eating disorders. That's sad.
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Uhura has a really long neck....
Uhura once made the Kessel Run in less than 12 blowjobs.
That's because she's so hot, we know just out of our league she is and go for the next best thing.
Uhura once had a three-way with Robau and his scalp.
Uhura's bra isn't a Wonderbra. It's a WONDERFULbra.
hmm, i think i'm beginning to detect a subtle trend in this thread, in which i'm virtually the only dissenter, for Uhura that tends to neglet her intellect in a rather primitive fashion in favour of her more, admittedly equally superlative, but nevertheless physical attributes.
But i may be wrong about that
But i may be wrong about that
She is so hot, she just translated all of your big words in 27 different languages.
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