>>> Facts about Trip Tucker <<<

[cooleddie74]

Trip plays a harmonica because he once read its the one instrument guaranteed to get you hot casual sex with country girls in pigtails and checkered dresses.

Gotta get me one of those

Not the only one.

 

[Bones2]

Trip taught Kelby everything he knew.

That must have taken all of 30 seconds.

...I can't help myself sometimes.

That's all the validation I need.

Enterprise didn't have to go beyond four seasons because Trip did enough heroic and wonderful things to secure his place as the most perfect of all human beings, and that's all that mattered.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip got his nickname because every woman who's ever met him feels like she's had the vacation of her life.

 

[Mach5]

Lee Kelso's blood has traces of Vulcan DNA - a proof that Trip didn't die.

 

[gblews]

Trip devised a special portable power source-that runs on grits. Mmm, with butter...

 

[cooleddie74]

Pecans like to eat Trip Pie.

 

[Voyagerian]

Archer has Porthos. Trip keeps a Florida gator in a special tank in back of Engineering. On breaks, he lets it out, and wrestles it for fun...or shows anybody who starts trouble on the deck what will happen to said misbehavor...

 

[SFRabid]

He sometimes waxes. ...

Has this one been covered? Or maybe I sould say, uncovered. ...

 

[Mach5]

On 24th century Earth, 3 out of 4 teenage girls lose their virginity to a Trip Tucker hologram.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip's holoprograms can cure the Rigellian plague. From one light-year away.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

In the future the color "blue" will be renamed "tucker" because of the time Trip saved the ship in his underwear..

"What's your favorite color?"
"Tucker!"
"Oooo that color is HOT!"

"You have the most beautiful tucker eyes.."

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip's so cool that when the Fonz goes to bed at night he first prays to heaven...then to Trip...to give him the strength to use his thumbs for good.

 

[DeVario]

Trip can make the Enterprise jump to warp 9 with a well-placed knock on the warp core.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip not only tells YOU to keep yer shirt on...but he takes HIS off so you can wear his.

 

[DeVario]

Dilithium crystals are actually Trip badass deposits.

 

[cooleddie74]

And Red Matter? His bad gas from too much pie and catfish.

 

[Mach5]

The biggest privilege in Lee Kelso's life wasn't serving under Jim Kirk, but being told that he looked like Trip Tucker. And Vulcan chicks dug him. Totally. He loved that.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip has never once tripped and fallen. He's THAT cool.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Trip is the reincarnation (or the NOT.DEAD.-ization) of Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

OR...Robau is the reincarnation of Trip.