>>> Facts about Trip Tucker <<<

[cooleddie74]

Trip once time traveled to the year 2365 just so he could kick Wesley Crusher in the balls.

 

[6079SmithW]

This caused Wesley to become sterile and Trip was hailed as a hero for preventing the procreation of any future annoying whiz-kids.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip was then honored by future centuries for preventing the long-term emasculation and wussification of the entire Federation.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Trip once ate an entire pecan pie, all by himself.

 

[Voyagerian]

'Tuckerized'-(Def):Any engineering or technical miracle accomplished, or primarily aided by the 22nd century's most excellent technical mind.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip could eat every pecan pie in the universe at once if he wanted to.

He just doesn't WANT TO.

 

[Voyagerian]

Trip built a prototype engine for a shuttlepod that runs on pecan-derivatives.Y'know...he's a real..pecanic.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip's feces does not contain peanuts. Only pecans. And its so badass its EDIBLE.

 

[Praxius]

Well I reckon thar best thing about that dere'um Trip feller is that although he'umighta'been fancy-like around dat dere'um Warpage Core'Mcbobber, his so'thern charm always made him seem all soft n' sqishy like a 3 mont old Po'tater, I dare say as the cow warps over dat dar'moon.

eh'hyck...... gorsh.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Trip healed the Xindi scar in Florida by touching it.

 

[Bones2]

Trip Tucker once got his leg trapped in an ironing board. Because he's an idiot.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Trip never gets lonely because he has his brain cell for company.

Trip isn't allowed to eat with a knife and fork in case he hurts himself.

Come on people, the man was an idiot.

Trip Tucker once got his leg trapped in an ironing board. Because he's an idiot.

USS Bones, I'm puzzled by your continued reluctance to get into the spirit of this thread, which, like the [thread=76045]"Facts About Captain Robau" thread[/thread] in Trek XI, is a good-natured tribute to the character.

This is not really a topic meant for constructive criticism. (Please note: "Trip is an idiot!" is not constructive criticism.) Feel free to visit the TrekBBS FAQ for particulars.

 

[Bones2]

Ouch, I didn't think this was going to get serious. Please don't use you mod phaser on me. I'll go and laugh from a distance instead.

 

[Mach5]

Trip Tucker isn't just the coolest guy on the show... Trip Tucker IS the show!

 

[Middleman]

Trip Tucker isn't just the coolest guy on the show... Trip Tucker IS the show!

Quoted for truth!

 

[Voyagerian]

Trip Tucker's reputation is immune to the hater mentality which at times pops up, because, like his credentials, it is unassailble.

 

[6079SmithW]

Tucker's engineering skills are so extreme that he was the chief engineer of the Enterprise and the Columbia at the EXACT SAME TIME.

 

[Voyagerian]

That little stunt he did in the Klingon trilogy? Pff...he just did it that way, so as not to show off he could defy warp physics, and cross from the Columbia without falling out of their combined warpfields....

 

[frenchman]

Trip is so awesome that he has had a baby with T'Pol without having sex with her !

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip's sperm is so potent he once got his own scrotum pregnant.