>>> Facts about Trip Tucker <<<

[Mach5]

Had Trip Tucker appeared in the movie "300," it would have just been called "1."

 

[6079SmithW]

He would have quickly engineered an impenetrable force field to keep the Persians at bay. The idiots would just keep coming and keep getting electrocuted by the force field until only Trip was left.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip doesn't need to unlock magnetically-sealed doors on Enterprise. He just flashes his pecs and crotch and the doors loosen from swooning and open up.

 

[Mach5]

In the alternate reality's 2161, Trip was asked to give a speech at Federation charter signing. Being such a profoundly good person, he felt intolerably guilty for stealing the spotlight from his beloved Cap'n, and he killed himself so Archer could do it instead.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip didn't die helping to save Shran's daughter. Shran's daughter died saving Trip.

 

[ALF]

This thread is so bizarre.

I'm going to go get drunk, then I'll see if I can post something suitable about Trip.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip is Robau's secret grandfather.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Trip is Robau's secret grandfather.

I'm choking I'm laughing so hard!

 

[Mach5]

Trip is Robau's secret grandfather.

Doesn't that kinda imply that Trip cheated on T'Pol?

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip is Robau's secret grandfather.

Doesn't that kinda imply that Trip cheated on T'Pol?

Maybe.

 

[Mach5]

USS Kelvin's engine room was full of motivational posters with Trip's picture. Robau hanged them himself.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau grew up wanting to be just like Trip.

Not necessarily the man himself.

Robau would have settled for being as badass as Trip's skivvies.

 

[Voyagerian]

Trip devised a special portable power source-that runs on grits. Mmm, with butter...

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip taught Kelby everything he knew.

Up until age one.

 

[Bones2]

Trip taught Kelby everything he knew.

That must have taken all of 30 seconds.

...I can't help myself sometimes.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Ouch, I didn't think this was going to get serious. Please don't use you mod phaser on me. I'll go and laugh from a distance instead.

That didn't last very long.

Trip taught Kelby everything he knew.

That must have taken all of 30 seconds.

...I can't help myself sometimes.

I strongly suggest you dig deep and find some willpower, USS Bones. The purpose of this thread was made clear to you already. If you can't play nice, don't play. I'd really rather not have to dust off my mod phaser.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip taught Kelby everything he knew.

That must have taken all of 30 seconds.

...I can't help myself sometimes.

 

[Kibbin]

Trip is so awesome that Scotty didn't actually fix any of the problems on the Enterprise Trip just finnished fixing his ship so quickly that he built a time machine and went to offer his help to everyone else.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip plays a harmonica because he once read its the one instrument guaranteed to get you hot casual sex with country girls in pigtails and checkered dresses.

 

[Mach5]

Trip plays a harmonica because he once read its the one instrument guaranteed to get you hot casual sex with country girls in pigtails and checkered dresses.

Gotta get me one of those