Facts About Jim Kirk

[urbandk]

Jim Kirk is so badass he actually has a shot at nailing Jewel Staite.

Robau gave Kirk a thumbs up.

Then took his sloppy seconds. That's Robau's M.O.

Robau's got so much dignity that he refuses to sully himself in casual flings. He waits for the perfect woman.

 

[erebus]

Kirk can depress any computer, even Deep Thought, into thinking it is wrong for it to exist and into self-destructing to save his ship and crew.

 

[Caretaker]

Jim Kirk is so badass, he's actually the son of Thor.

 

[Bobatiel]

you guys...

PineKirk is so badass he makes ShatKirk go from Hero to Zero.

*ducks and runs*

FIRE EVERYTHING!

 

[erebus]

ShatKirk is so mindful of lens flare that he wears a toupée.

 

[RoJoHen]

When Robau died, he put his hands on baby Kirk's face and said, "Remember."

Yeah, that one is pretty amazing.

 

[erebus]

... Later, when Kirk fell in love with an android.. Spock melded with him and said 'forget...' (Kirk has never been the same since).

 

[cooleddie74]

Jim Kirk is so badass, Corvettes aren't driven unless there's a legal guarantee Jim Kirk gets to drive each at least once.

 

[Captain Randy Hall]

While Chris Pine has apparently been accepted as A Kirk, William Shatner will always be THE Kirk, who outwitted genetic supermen and routinely beat up three Klingons before breakfast.

 

[erebus]

When ShatKirk lost his favourite wrap around captain's shirt playing poker, he won it back again playing Fizbin (even though it was Tuesday), and not only ended up with all the nokia numbers of the girls that had seen him bare chested in the casino where he was playing but also managed to put on his wrap around shirt laterally inverted.

 

[cooleddie74]

PineKirk gets the girl worked up and ready. ShatKirk finishes her off. Then they both tag-team her for sloppy seconds.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk is so badass he talks down to energy beings and they cry.

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk doesn't sleep around. He never has enough time to sleep.

 

[perigee]

Every morning, PineKirk wakes up, and punches himself in the face. Because he looks even better with bruises.

 

[erebus]

Every morning, PineKirk wakes up, and punches himself in the face. Because he looks even better with bruises.

lol yeah i noticed that too. I can't hardly remember a scene where he wasn't with any.

 

[cooleddie74]

PineKirk gets bruised. ShatKirk gives bruises.

Circle of life.

 

[Whatever]

PineKirk is so badass that he beats up Chuck Norris and Jean Claude while Arnie and Silvester run and scream like bitches ,but PineKirk has his new badass Enterprise with sombrero covered naccelles for extra badassnes . The galaxy will forever remember the homemade movie on universetube where Rambo gets a space ship ramed up his ass

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau, Kirk, Pike and Ben Sisko all joined forces once to recreate the Big Bang. And they were successful in one-third the time it took for the original event to happen.

 

[Islander]

Robau, Kirk, Pike and Ben Sisko all joined forces once to recreate the Big Bang. And they were successful in one-third the time it took for the original event to happen.

Would have been faster if freaking Sisko had got out of the way.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

PineKirk only has to look at a computer to make it blow up.