Facts About Jim Kirk

[urbandk]

When Robau died, he put his hands on baby Kirk's face and said, "Remember."

 

[indranee]

but Kirk was in the womb then! Robau is so badass he touched Winona's stomach and George Kirk forgave him.

 

[cubbie]

When Robau died, he put his hands on baby Kirk's face and said, "Remember."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

When Kirk said that he'd 'do it in three' to Pike, he meant that he'd sleep with every woman in Starfleet Academy in three years.

Actually he meant three weeks.

 

[Plecostomus]

Kirk is very saddened and upset that this thread is on page three.

If it happens again... Well some of us will be unable to post being dead and all that.

 

[urbandk]

Kirk is very saddened and upset that this thread is on page three.

If it happens again... Well some of us will be unable to post being dead and all that.

No, Kirk's a nice guy. That's Robau who pulls shit like that.

 

[pah2602]

Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears James T. Kirk pyjamas.

 

[Jeri]

Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears James T. Kirk pyjamas.

I would so like to see that.

 

[Plecostomus]

Kirk is very saddened and upset that this thread is on page three.

If it happens again... Well some of us will be unable to post being dead and all that.

No, Kirk's a nice guy. That's Robau who pulls shit like that.

Kirk give you a warning. Robau just hauls off and strikes without mercy or regret.

 

[pah2602]

James T Kirk talks about Fight Club.


Badass

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk is very saddened and upset that this thread is on page three.

If it happens again... Well some of us will be unable to post being dead and all that.

No, Kirk's a nice guy. That's Robau who pulls shit like that.

Yeah Kirk just usually has Spock go Sylar on your ass if you piss him off.

 

[Scotty]

James T. Kirk is so badass, he knows the secret ingredient to Slusho!

 

[cooleddie74]

Jim Kirk is so badass, he traveled forward in time to give his future, older self tips on how to have sex.

 

[Scotty]

Kirk is so Badass that everyone calls him MISTER Tibbs!

 

[Scotty]

Even Sidney Poitier!

 

[indranee]

did Conan really do that or is that some kind of wierd 'shopped shit?

 

[urbandk]

did Conan really do that or is that some kind of wierd 'shopped shit?

Whenever I am out in public with my fiancee, we do that weird Vulcan two finger thing. I am waiting on anyone to notice.

 

[pah2602]

Jim Kirk has his cake and eats it too.





With a fist full of lava, Jim Kirk forged the one ring.

 

[erebus]

Kirk doesn't use pee-shop, a proper badass only uses open source.

 

[cooleddie74]

Jim Kirk doesn't need an iPhone. If he wants to touch something smooth and that gets him a woman he'll touch the woman.