wait - why wasn't it 1/4 the time when there are 4 of them?
Facts About Jim Kirk
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wait - why wasn't it 1/4 the time when there are 4 of them?
Sisko didn't do his part hard enough.
Kirk is so badass that Pike let him have the Enterprise outof respect for his badassness.
Kirk doesn't have a six-pack. He has two three-liters.
Kirk procreates through a thin layer of mustard velour.
iTunes pays Kirk every time it begins a day of business.
Kirk went from Cadet to Captain because Starfleet Command didn't want to take a double smackdown from both Pike AND Kirk.
PineKirk is so badass, that in the second he emerged from his mother's womb, he carried within his baby self the combined badassery of every Kirk, in every universe. The badassery singularity threw the Narada so far out of Federation explored space that it took Nero 25 years to get back to where he started.
And thus the cult of silence in the face of his badassness was created, and many wished to join, but only a few were found worthy....
...myself included, of course.
Jim Kirk once cried...and his tears created a new micro-universe populated by hot, hot people.
ShatKirk has a keg.
ShatKirk has a kegger. And his penis is the tap.
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