Facts About Jim Kirk

[indranee]

this is somehow not working out as well as the Robau thread, guys

 

[Awesome Possum]

PineKirk is so badass that he got me a better deal on my hotel room than ShatnerKirk.

 

[erebus]

Pines Kirk can beat Shatners Kirk at 'Fizbin', even on a Tuesday.

 

[cooleddie74]

Pine's Kirk got a gig pimping for GEICO!

 

[urbandk]

this is somehow not working out as well as the Robau thread, guys

Kirk thread is so badass that it's mentioned in the same sentence as Robau thread.

 

[erebus]

GEICO is now consequently hip and sexy.

 

[pah2602]

this is somehow not working out as well as the Robau thread, guys

Kirk thread is so badass that it's mentioned in the same sentence as Robau thread.

NICE

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk threads can never really live up to the pure, uncut badassness of the Robau threads. So consequently they don't have to be compared!

 

[Scotty]

did Conan really do that or is that some kind of wierd 'shopped shit?

Conan really did that..... a lot.

 

[cooleddie74]

did Conan really do that or is that some kind of wierd 'shopped shit?

Conan really did that..... a lot.

While saying things in a geek voice like "From the third dimension of Quar-dor!"

 

[erebus]

this is somehow not working out as well as the Robau thread, guys

Kirk thread is so badass that it's mentioned in the same sentence as Robau thread.

NICE

Kirk threads move slower because Sulu forgets to disengage the external inertial dampener.

 

[Awesome Possum]

Jim Kirk is such a nice guy that most of the Robau posts are by him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Jim Kirk is so badass he actually has a shot at nailing Jewel Staite.

 

[Scotty]

this is somehow not working out as well as the Robau thread, guys

Let's face it, Captain Robau eats turds like Kirk for breakfast.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau and Kirk teamed up for a buddy-cop show. It was so badass all TVs on the planet ceased functioning.

 

[erebus]

And there was less reason for TV's to get stolen. So the crime rate actually dropped.

 

[cooleddie74]

Crime that Kirk and Robau would---of course---have easily stopped.

 

[urbandk]

Jim Kirk is so badass he actually has a shot at nailing Jewel Staite.

Robau gave Kirk a thumbs up.

 

[cooleddie74]

Jim Kirk is so badass he actually has a shot at nailing Jewel Staite.

Robau gave Kirk a thumbs up.

Then took his sloppy seconds. That's Robau's M.O.

 

[erebus]

Crime that Kirk and Robau would---of course---have easily stopped.

Of course, with a single badass 'don't you dare mfkr' glance.