Facts About Colm Meaney!

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Fact: Colm Meany wears glasses

But only to protect members of the public from his intense stare which can be deadly.

 

[The Wormhole]

You don't make eye contact with Colm Meaney. Those who do tend to go insane.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ And they better like it that way.

 

[sojourner]

Colm Meaney once met Chuck Norris. Chuck shaved off the beard the next day.

 

[Finn]

Nobody has ever seen his real face. An extra on DS9 reportedly walked on him and went mad.

 

[sojourner]

walked on him?

 

[Merlanthe]

Whenever he sneezes lightning bolts shoot from his nostrils incinerating anything in their path and leaving ablazing trail of light accross the sky?

 

[Finn]

Before going to bed, we check for the Bogeyman in our closet
Before the Bogeyman goes to bed, he checks for Chuck Norris
Before Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks for Betty White
Before Betty White goes to bed, she checks for Colm Meaney

 

[Merlanthe]

I thought Betty White was female?

 

[Merlanthe]

Or does Colm Meany have the baility to switch peoples gender?

 

[T'Girl]

Before Betty White goes to bed, she checks for Colm Meaney

What Betty White does when she finds Colm Meaney will both amaze and disgust you.

 

[Cmdr.Druss]

Colm Meaney once hit 88mph while having sex, went back in time and became his own father.

 

[Merlanthe]

Colm Meaney once hit 88mph while having sex, went back in time and became his own father.

That both amzes and disgusts me i dont even want to think about how Betty White manages to be both his mother, grandmother and lover all at the same time.

 

[Mr Silver]

FACT: The laws of time and space do not apply to Colm Meaney, he could be his own father and mother if he wanted to.

FACT: CM Punk's chose his CM initials to honour Colm Meaney.

 

[Lanny77]

Fact: Matter tells spacetime how to curve, spacetime tells matter how to move. Colm Meaney tells them they are both his bitches.

Fact: Colm Meaney won the Tour de France with two flat tires and missing chain

 

[The Wormhole]

FACT: The laws of time and space do not apply to Colm Meaney, he could be his own father and mother if he wanted to.

Colm Meaney laughs at us for our silly and quaint ideas of reporduction. The way he does it is so far beyond our ability to understand, that if someone were to try they'd turn into a drooling vegetable because the concept is just that complex. And that's if the person already had above agerage intelligence.

His idea of sex is also much more satisfying, and needless to say, no other guy can match his abilities.

 

[Finn]

When Lawrence Tierney was on the set during the taping of The Big Goodbye, he wet his pants when he saw a picture of Colm Meaney on a bulletin board.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Colm Meaney can send and receive Tweets via his subconscious.

 

[T'Girl]

When the Curiosity spacecraft lands on Mars in a few days, the first thing it's cameras will see is Colm Meaney in a beach chair, sipping on a cool drink.

 

[EmoBorg]

Fact: Colm Meaney is actually welsh.