The only thing that can defeat Robau, is Nega-Robau
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau and Nega-Robau, being Mirror-doubles, are locked in an epic battle, until Judgement Day and Trumpet Sound.
They'll both win in the end. Don't ask me how.
Robau and Nega-Robau, being Mirror-doubles, are locked in an epic battle, until Judgement Day and Trumpet Sound.
They'll both win in the end. Don't ask me how.
Nega-Robau is just as awesome as Robau except he isn't
^Kinda brings new meaning to "Know your enemy, know yourself..."
BTW...Who do you think Sun Tzu's mentor was, in matters of war?
BTW...Who do you think Sun Tzu's mentor was, in matters of war?
Robau is Cartmans grandpa.
It never rains. That's stuff falling is just Robau peeing out an airlock on the USS Kelvin while in low orbit. He single-handedly maintains Earth's ecosystem.
If there's a drought, it means someone nearby has annoyed Captain Robau.
If there's a drought, it means someone nearby has annoyed Captain Robau.
Acid rain is proof of Nega-Robau's existence.
A twinkle in Robau's eye is almost never good for humanity as a whole.
But a twinkle in his tooth is absolutey charming.
The Robau advized Geraldo Rivera to take up reporting. 'Nuff said.
Captain Robau is more awesome than Captain Robau.
JFK was not assassinated, his brain exploded when he caught a glimpse of Robau in the crowd, giving him The Stare.
Robau inspired the cration of a lot os words, like wonderful, sexy, incredible, badass and chocolate.
Captain Robau is a direct descendant of Captain Robau.
Cyclops of the X-men wears a ruby quartz visor not to protect others from his eye-beams but instead to be prepared lest the Robau should deign to look upon him.
It has no effect, though. Robau would simply shoot laser beams out of his own eyes that would penetrate the visor and burn through Cyclop's skull.
Tonight the role of Captain Robau will be played by Captain Robau.
And now please welcome...Captain Robau.
And now please welcome...Captain Robau.
The Terminator has sunglasses because Robau stared him down--blinding him.
The Terminator's glasses have compensators for that.
The Terminator's glasses have compensators for that.
Captain Robau once met an alternate version of him from another dimention, his name was Arnold Rimmer
Robau has only laughed at one movie, but we'll never, ever know what that one movie was.
Never.
Never.
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