Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau has in fact found a way to turn back time. Take that, Cher, you freakish troll.
Captain Robau is gonna have a better new year than anyone else.
It will be at least 4 billion times better than Chuck Norris'.
It will be at least 4 billion times better than Chuck Norris'.
Robau already had a better 2011 than you did. Figure that one out.
Captain Robau is at least fifteen evolutionary steps past Chuck Norris. Rather he is what Chuck Norris would be if he had an eternity to improve upon himself.
Robau drank all the alcohol on Earth on new years eve. He didn't get drunk of course, but it did give the poor alcohol quite the hangover.
^ Cyclops wears a ruby quartz visor lest the Robau give him a dirty look.
Not gonna work.
Not gonna work.
Robau TOLD you that milk in the fridge had gone bad. He fucking TOLD you!
Captain Robau has never had a toothache. His teeth are harder than diamonds.
He brushes them with a stick, wrapped in barbed wire and dipped in bleach. He rinses with hydrochloric acid.
He brushes them with a stick, wrapped in barbed wire and dipped in bleach. He rinses with hydrochloric acid.
Robau has the biggest fanclub. Every being enlists at the moment its born. From a microbe to a Klingon. And we all have t-shirts.
Robau will be performing at the Newark Holiday Inn from Tuesday until he bloody well feels like leaving.
Worst curse on the Delta Quadrant? *Robau doesn't like you* Makes every race tremble in fear.
Robau has exactly one more friend than you do on Facebook, and he always will.
Robau assimilated the Borg. And they couldn't change back
On all twelve days of Christmas, Captain Robau gives the same thing:
A beating.
A beating.
There's also a thirteenth day of Christmas Robau celebrates, but no one who has celebrated it with has managed to come back alive.
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