If Santa has been good during the year Robau rewards him by only beating him to within an inch of his life instead of flat out killing him.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau likes to pull Santa's beard. And Santa damn well better let him.
Captain Robau can clog a toilet by urinating into it.
^But the toilet in Robau's quarters knows better than that and doesn't allow itself to clog for fear of what Robau will do to it if it did.
^ It lives in fear of curry night.
^ the entire crew of the Kelvin lives in fear of curry night... knowing full well that Captain Robau could requisition their bathrooms at anytime, and they are required to thank him for "gracing" their quarters.
At the end of the credits in Star Trek 12 a special scene will play in which a Romulan researcher will unzip a body bag, revealing Robau's body. As the Romulan turns away to grab some instruments, Robau's eyes will snap open. When the Romulan turns back to Robau, Robau's arm will shoot out and grab the Romulan by the throat. Dramatic music will be playing and then Robau will rise up out of the body bag, look into the terrified Romulan's eyes and say, "Where's my ship?"
Star Trek XIII: The Return of Robau
Star Trek XIII: The Return of Robau
If the Star Trek: New Frontier novel series starred Captain Robau instead of Captain Calhoun, Sector 221-G would have been sorted out in the first five pages of the first book.
Actually, Calhoun is the protrusion into the 24th century of the vast hyperintelligent pandimensional being that is Robau.
Who leaves ya, baby?
Robau does.
Robau does.
Tron fights for the Users.
The Users fight for Captain Robau.
The Users fight for Captain Robau.
Robau has never been accidentally in love.
Captain Robau has never accidentally anything. It's all part of his plan.
A plan so fiendish and complex that none of us can hope to understand it.
A plan so fiendish and complex that none of us can hope to understand it.
Robau was on "NCIS: Los Angeles" here last night - and he was bad ass!
Robau is going to open his Christmas presents whenever he bloody well pleases.
It takes Santa a whole night to deliver presents to the children of the Earth.
Captain Robau could do it in 15 minutes.
Captain Robau could do it in 15 minutes.
Children look out for monsters under their bed. Monsters look out for Robau.
Captain Robau had a better Christmas than you.
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