Robau's house doesn't have window blinds. He just says "Polarize the viewscreen".
Robau refers to this hand as a "smeg".Robau has in his possession four hecks, eleven damns, six craps, eighteen flying fraks, five darns, twelve hoots and one hairy rat's ass.
Captain Robau can gut a fish (and a man) using only harsh language.When Robau goes fishing he doesn't even leave the house. The fish will flop up to his front door, go inside, flop into the frying pan and cook themselves for the honor of being eaten by Captain Robau.
A little girl once beat Chuck Norris until he cried "Robau!".Robau once beat Chuck Norris until he cried like a little girl.
Tin Man/Gomtuu was Robau's pet at one point.
Tin Man/Gomtuu was Robau's pet at one point.
Nah. Gomtuu was one of Robau's kidney stones. It achieved life through a method which is now the motto of the Robau Military Academy: "Sentience Through Badassery."
Tin Man/Gomtuu was Robau's pet at one point.
Nah. Gomtuu was one of Robau's kidney stones. It achieved life through a method which is now the motto of the Robau Military Academy: "Sentience Through Badassery."
Is Robau's immune system so weak, then, that he can get kidney stones???
BLASPHEMER!!!
(Forgive him, Your Awesomeness. He...has his doubts....)
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