Robau is the reason why Sonic runs so damn fast. He's fleeing for his life.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Fallout 3 is just Elder Scrolls IV after Robau got through with it.
What the heck. Let's just say Robau is so awesome, "Master Of All Good Video Games" doesn't even BEGIN to describe him!
/\ Especially since he's mastered all of the bad ones as well.
Robau can make the alien from that old arcade game "Space Fury" say 'So...I am a creature for Robau's amusement...'
All Your Base Are Belong To Robau!!
^ And he set up YOU the bomb. You have no chance to be badass, make your time.
Robau is just an excitable boy.
Captain Robau built the Halo, all by himself, one afternoon.
With Lego!
With Lego!
Robau once defeated the entire alien Covenant with a paper clip and a wink.
Robau will eat your last curly fry and stick you with the bill.
Robau once ate Hannibal Lector's liver with some fava beans and a fine chianti
... and stuck him with the bill.
... and stuck him with the bill.
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Captain Robau destroyes all humans better than Crypto can.
^^^ (hee hee!)
Robau not only ate his liver and stuck him with the bill, Robau wiped his mouth on Lecter's skinner off face.
Robau not only ate his liver and stuck him with the bill, Robau wiped his mouth on Lecter's skinner off face.
Captain Robau shocks static electricity.
All our bases are belong to Robau.
Robau can literally make the main screen turn on.
Robau was going to be here with us today, but when he tried to log in, he ended up ordering six cases of Red Bull and joined the Air Force.
Which will henceforth be known as the "Robau Force", and all planes will henceforth be fitted with busts of His Greatness on their bow, and armed with pop-up pulse phaser cannons.
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