DNA stands for DeoxyRobauNuclearAwesomeness.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau went to Za'ha'dum.
He survived.
The Shadows didn't.
He survived.
The Shadows didn't.
Is Robau's immune system so weak, then, that he can get kidney stones???
BLASPHEMER!!!
(Forgive him, Your Awesomeness. He...has his doubts....)
No, no, you misunderstand. Robau wills himself to get kidney stones. He uses them as weapons, you understand. And they don't cause him pain, they give him a Robaugasm.
As you say.
The Robau will spare you.
Every time a bell rings Robau kicks an angel in the ass so hard that it's wings fly off.
Nothing wrong about it. It's just his body trying to get rid of some excess badassery.Is Robau's immune system so weak, then, that he can get kidney stones???
(Forgive him, Your Awesomeness. He...has his doubts....)
No, no, you misunderstand. Robau wills himself to get kidney stones. He uses them as weapons, you understand. And they don't cause him pain, they give him a Robaugasm.
As you say.
The Robau will spare you.
We already had that one about "Captain Robau DOES just walk into Mordor", didn't we? 
Captain Robau once sealed a warp core breach with his face.
So what are you saying--that The Robau cannot handle an excessive amount of awesomeness???
BLASPHEMER!!!
Robau once stopped a supernova by spitting on the star and cooling down the core.
Captain Robau once was able to powered up his ship's warp
core using a method frowned upon by most major religions.
Robau beat Ghosts N' Ghouls on the first try.
Robau beat Everquest.
Captain Robau beat Tetris.
On endless mode.
On endless mode.
Robau beat QBert.
To death.
With his shoe.
To death.
With his shoe.
Robau alphabetized the alphabet.
Robau can spell Chinese words with English alphabet soup.
"Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle...with Captain Robau."
Robau beat SUPER MARIO 3 in only one level.
Blindfolded.
Blindfolded.
Captain Robau finds Sonic the Hedgehog intolerably slow.
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