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Facts About Captain Robau

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When Star Trek premiered in France, the French surrendered to Captain Robau just to be on the safe side.

Captain Robau grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Captain Robau.
 
When Star Trek premiered in France, the French surrendered to Captain Robau just to be on the safe side.

Captain Robau grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Captain Robau.

:guffaw:
 
But he and the Kelvin visit any time they please. Their spa facility and cuisine are second to none. Plus, some of the best starship engineers can be found there.
 
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Rudolph's nose got glowing-red because he held an audience with Robau.

They got along well--and The Awesome One playfully poked him on the schnoz.

As for the rest of the tale..."It'll go down in his-tor-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...."
 
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