Facts About Captain Robau

[Voyagerian]

I am okay now. Robau assures me he has eliminated this problem. Shocker. I wouldn't wanna be THEM....The Romulans tried to clone Robau, and send him(WHAT?That's familiar!)against Starfleet...but the clone exploded, because he, being not the original, was unable to contain and properly channel The Robau Effect which was leached-admittedly, only the merest fraction-in the cloning process.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Captain Robau is a living witness to all history.

When Queen Isabela gave Christopher Columbus all her jewels to finance his voyage, and he said, "But who will buy all this costume junk?" it was Captain Robau who said, "Leave it to me--I know just the guy!"

Grand Nagus Zek's wearing it to this day.

 

[Aragorn]

The Northwest Passage is where Robau decided to take a leisurely stroll.

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

The last Ice age was a result of a minor headache.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't witness history.

He IS history.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^So, what are you saying--that he's DEAD?!?


BLASPHEMER!!! THE ROBAU IS FOREVER!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

The signal Paul Revere was looking for was not lamps, it was how many lens flares were reflecting off of Robau's head.

 

[cooleddie74]

^So, what are you saying--that he's DEAD?!?


BLASPHEMER!!! THE ROBAU IS FOREVER!!!

No!

Im saying hes so badass and ubiquitous he's EVERYTHING that's ever happened at once!

 

[6079SmithW]

As a child, Robau enjoyed building things out of stones. Hence, the pyramids, which he built in one hour during recess.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau lights trees by glaring at them.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^So, what are you saying--that he's DEAD?!?


BLASPHEMER!!! THE ROBAU IS FOREVER!!!

No!

Im saying hes so badass and ubiquitous he's EVERYTHING that's ever happened at once!

Ah. Yes. Of course.

I shall therefore spare thee the need to say ten Hail Robau-s.

 

[6079SmithW]

Captain Robau created an alternate universe in which Wesley Crusher and Neelix do not exist. All hail Robau!

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau actualy controlled the actions of Wesley and Neelix--so as to provide amusement for himself at seeing all the fans who'd scream for the heads of those two....

 

[AdmiralGarak]

The signal Paul Revere was looking for was not lamps, it was how many lens flares were reflecting off of Robau's head.

Robau: "Paul, you must remeber: One if by land; Two if by time travel through a quantum singularity from the distant future of an alternate reality; Three if by sea."

Revere: "Umm... could you repeat that?"

 

[lennier1]

Robau is the reason why Unobtainium is so rare.

 

[stonester1]

Robau actualy controlled the actions of Wesley and Neelix--so as to provide amusement for himself at seeing all the fans who'd scream for the heads of those two....

Add to that, Jar Jar Binks and all the frakkin' Ewoks. Robau gains amusement by frakking with all fandoms.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau likes the drugs, and the drugs like him.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau actualy controlled the actions of Wesley and Neelix--so as to provide amusement for himself at seeing all the fans who'd scream for the heads of those two....

Add to that, Jar Jar Binks and all the frakkin' Ewoks. Robau gains amusement by frakking with all fandoms.

YUB YUB!!!

MEESA SUMIT TO THEESA, oh, Big Boss Robau, ya honor....

 

[Aragorn]

Robau is actually an Observer.... which is why you've seen him on 24, The West Wing, JAG, Grey's Anatomy, Alias, Cold Case, Chuck, NYPD Blue, Charmed, Monk, Iron Man, Charlie Wilson's War and The Jungle Book.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

It is impossible for Robau to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine if you some how strike him down, becuase he already is more powerful than you can possibly imagine.