Facts About Captain Robau

[6079SmithW]

Robau was the jealous god on Kobol. He rightfully demanded full obedience from the tribes, but the thirteenth was the only one to recognize and worship his ultimate badassery. He obliterated the other imposter "gods", thus becoming recognized as the one true god, and Kobol was devastated in the wake of his mighty victory. The other tribes? He whooped their sorry asses for disobedience to the Robau and sent them packing.

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

And look what happend to them! Nuked! That proves it! Disobedience brings death! Hail Robau!

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau can nuke a population by snapping his fingers.

 

[Broccoli]

Robau can nuke a population by snapping his fingers.

He can nuke an entire galaxy after eating Taco Bell!

 

[6079SmithW]

After eating a large bowl of chili? He can nuke the universe!

 

[Islander]

When Robay was turned down for the rank of Admiral, he exploded in rage destroyed several star systems. Since then the Federation has banned the very essences of his construct. To keep it secret, they called it omega particules and blamed the explosion on an experiment gone bad.

 

[6079SmithW]

And Seven of Nine pretty much described looking at omega to be a religious experience. So, yeah this proves that omega is Robau because he is the end of all, he is perfection, and looking at his essence is akin to spiritual enlightenment.

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

If Star Trek were a religion Captain Robau would be it's prophet!

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau is the only immortal who doesn't die if you cut off his head. If any one actually manages to cut off his head, Robau simply grows a new one and just keeps on coming.

 

[Rush Limborg]

And when Nero stapped him...

(Everyone give your theories! )

 

[Aragorn]

Robau likes to swim in the eye of Jupiter.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau is the Eye of Jupiter. He was glaring at the squabbling colonials and cylons, trying to send them a message to get their act together, or else.

 

[Broccoli]

When Robay was turned down for the rank of Admiral, he exploded in rage destroyed several star systems. Since then the Federation has banned the very essences of his construct. To keep it secret, they called it omega particules and blamed the explosion on an experiment gone bad.

Robau was never turned down for the rank of admiral. He declined the offer for two reasons. 1) The rank of admiral could never hold his awesomeness. 2) The position of God just opened up.

Also, you better hope that Robau doesn't notice you misspelled his name. His wrath is unforgiving.

 

[Warp Rider]

Liquid Ocelot couldn't fire the Guns of the Patriots. Robau said Bang first and soon after, Ocelot was wittled(sp?) with bullet holes that randomly exploded all over his body.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau IS the body electric.

 

[Islander]

It's Robau who framed Roger Rabbit...

 

[Voyagerian]

The Robau Stare is becoming more and more popular in Hollywood, and in California...so much so, that Ahnold the Governator has included it in all his negotaitions with the state house and senate.Teachers across the country are using it-to amazing success-in putting down disruptions in classrooms. Bullies have no defense against it. They run away, crying , before the awesome might and power of The Stare....

 

[stonester1]

Where do you think Bill Adama learned his mad Stare skillz?

 

[Voyagerian]

Starfleet commissioned Starbase Robau so that when not impressing the known universe-and points beyond-with his Awesomeness, he can reside and retire to a place where all the local inhabitnats may bask in the greatnes, and, for a moment, be humbled by his graciousnes to let himself be among them. It must be noted that, in the Borg attack of BOBW, Starbase Robau was completely avoided by the cube en route to Earth-no, I mean that the ship diverted a whole sector, so as not risk incurrring the notice and wrath of the Robau. Actually, he would have gotten rid of the thing himself, but Starfleet said, no, sorry, we have to let the UFP flagship take this one, your Awesomeness...and some admiral pulled the same stunt in First Contact. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!!!?Jean-Luc is terrific, but, really...deny The Robau?Methinks there are forces at work within Fleet to undermine him. THIS PLOT MUST BE UNCOVERED!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Woah. Take a deep breath, buddy. I'm sure it was all a misunderstanding--one that His Awesomness is clearing up even as we speak....


NOW--moving right along...

It's Robau who framed Roger Rabbit...

And indeed, it was Robau Who Shot JR.