AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, but when Nero dared to strike him down, he became even MORE powerful!
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
When Star Trek premiered in France, the French surrendered to Captain Robau just to be on the safe side.
Captain Robau grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Captain Robau.
^So, what are you saying--that he's DEAD?!?
BLASPHEMER!!! THE ROBAU IS FOREVER!!!
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Robau's farts can light a Christmas tree from a distance of five miles.
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