AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, but when Nero dared to strike him down, he became even MORE powerful!
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
Facts About Captain Robau
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When Star Trek premiered in France, the French surrendered to Captain Robau just to be on the safe side.
Captain Robau grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Captain Robau.
Captain Robau grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Captain Robau.
When Robau walks outside in the rain, he doesn't get rained on. The rain gets Robaued on.
^So, what are you saying--that he's DEAD?!?
BLASPHEMER!!! THE ROBAU IS FOREVER!!!
Technically, Robau died centuries ago. It's just that Death doesn't have the courage to tell him.
Or rather, the Afterlife is incapable of containing a soul as badass as Robau's.
But he and the Kelvin visit any time they please. Their spa facility and cuisine are second to none. Plus, some of the best starship engineers can be found there.
5348 posts isn't nearly enough for Robau.
You want to know the most bad ass thing about Captain Robau ever well you see...f...at..a...r..with...j..s...hj..s...o..p..w..4....nm..d.d.t..gt.
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...d...g.de.........you......j...dueces....a...u...k...l..s...a.
...see; it's so bad as that the screen cannot load it properly without the forum crashing!
Robau's farts can light a Christmas tree from a distance of five miles.
And makes the tree smell good too.
Rudolph's nose got glowing-red because he held an audience with Robau.
They got along well--and The Awesome One playfully poked him on the schnoz.
As for the rest of the tale..."It'll go down in his-tor-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...."
They got along well--and The Awesome One playfully poked him on the schnoz.
As for the rest of the tale..."It'll go down in his-tor-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...."
The Soviet Union gave up after they watched some stock footage of Captain Robau's workout routine.
Robau shits dilithium crystals.
WOW--Robau pees PLUTONIUM!!!
DANG, that's awesome!
DANG, that's awesome!
Ah...I see.
Nonetheless...the fact that Robau doing his business can generate 1.21 Gigawatts...
That's cool.
Nonetheless...the fact that Robau doing his business can generate 1.21 Gigawatts...
That's cool.
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