Our solar system is not heliocentric, it is Robau centric. Hell, the whole damn universe is Robau centric because everything revolves around Robau's greatness.
Facts About Captain Robau
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If a supernova's just occures, chances are it's because Captain Robau beat that ol' star in a staring contest.
If a supernova's just occures, chances are it's because Captain Robau beat that ol' star in a staring contest.
Robau's biology is so badassly complex that scientists had to invent a new domain of life just for him. Now we have archaea, eubacteria, eukaryota, and Captain Robau.
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!(REPEAT OR SUFFER-SO THE ROBAU HAS TOLD ME TO SAY)...Robau stopped an asteroid once...by kicking it like a soccer ball into an uninhabited system.
VENI VIDI ROBAU!!!!!!!
The ghost and spirit of Captain Robau is what the Klingons invoke when they charge into battle!
Robau is Morpheus's father. This explains why Morpheus is a bald badass.
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It's not Kraft Cheese and Macaroni, or Macaroni and Cheese, it's Robau and Robau.
It's not Kraft Cheese and Macaroni, or Macaroni and Cheese, it's Robau and Robau.
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Speaking of macaroni...
Yankee Doodle went to London, riding on a pony--
--on assignment from Washington to destroy King George III--by giving him a masterpiece portrait of Captain Robau.
George's brains exploded the moment he laid eyes on the painting of His Awesomeness--hence, "The Madness Of King George".
Speaking of macaroni...
Yankee Doodle went to London, riding on a pony--
--on assignment from Washington to destroy King George III--by giving him a masterpiece portrait of Captain Robau.
George's brains exploded the moment he laid eyes on the painting of His Awesomeness--hence, "The Madness Of King George".
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
When Captain Robau does the Hokey Pokey, that *is* what it's all about.
"You Suffer" - because Robau says so.
When Captain Robau does the Hokey Pokey, that *is* what it's all about.
"You Suffer" - because Robau says so.
The Captain Robau book trilogy-
Captain Robau- Book 1- Badass
Captain Robau-Book 2- Even More Badass
Captain Robau-Book 3- So Badass That Its Unbelievable
Captain Robau- Book 1- Badass
Captain Robau-Book 2- Even More Badass
Captain Robau-Book 3- So Badass That Its Unbelievable
Robau doesn't like being worshipped as a god but every time he passes through a primitive village the locals erect statues of him so they may continue to worship him after he has left.
Robau eats Sleestak burgers for breakfast, lunch AND dinner.
Uncooked and raw.
Uncooked and raw.
This thread will one day consume all the other threads in this forum. Then it will come after the rest of the board.
When this thread reaches 400 pages, Robau will appear before us and bless these forums...making them immortal.
So 40-39 pages to go then.
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When 999 pages are filled...Robau shall make US immortal--those faithful among us who have kept it alive for so long.
He shall bless the OP, and all who have contributed at least 100 facts (yes, he IS keeping count), with a scholarship to The Robau School of Supreme Awesomeness, the top graduates of which include:
Chuck Norris,
Mr. T,
Jack Nicholson,
Jack Bauer,
Dick Cheney,
Ben Sisko,
Jet Li,
The Terminator,
Rambo,
Rush Limbaugh,
Bruce Willis,
James Bond,
Jason Bourne,
and...
When 999 pages are filled...Robau shall make US immortal--those faithful among us who have kept it alive for so long.
He shall bless the OP, and all who have contributed at least 100 facts (yes, he IS keeping count), with a scholarship to The Robau School of Supreme Awesomeness, the top graduates of which include:
Chuck Norris,
Mr. T,
Jack Nicholson,
Jack Bauer,
Dick Cheney,
Ben Sisko,
Jet Li,
The Terminator,
Rambo,
Rush Limbaugh,
Bruce Willis,
James Bond,
Jason Bourne,
and...
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