Robau thinks Satan from Paradise Lost is a cry baby.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Plecostomus
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Robau can bite my shiny metal ass.
Captain Robau INVENTED bending robots so he didn't have to masturbate his own enormous member.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Enormous to submicron lifeforms that is.... Robau is packing far less than most members of the TrekBBS.
Haven't met Squiggyfm over in TNZ yet...have you?
Captain Robau prefers the taste of Dr. Pepper to Diet Dr. Pepper because he's not a pounds- and diet-obsessed pussy.
Captain Robau prefers the taste of Dr. Pepper to Diet Dr. Pepper because he's not a pounds- and diet-obsessed pussy.
Captain Robau's head was the model for Franken Berry. Only Robau Crunch tastes better and has bigger marshmallows.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau is banned in 47 states, and is illegal in France.
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So is my penis.
Point?
So is my penis.
Point?
Plecostomus
Commodore
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So is my penis.
Point?
Only if you are circumcised otherwise it's sort of blunt.
Captain Robau enjoys British Food.
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So is my penis.
Point?
Only if you are circumcised otherwise it's sort of blunt.
Captain Robau enjoys British Food.
Captain Robau wants the 100 GRAND bar renamed the LENGTH OF MY DICK bar.
Plecostomus
Commodore
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So is my penis.
Point?
Only if you are circumcised otherwise it's sort of blunt.
Captain Robau enjoys British Food.
Captain Robau wants the 100 GRAND bar renamed the LENGTH OF MY DICK bar.
Captain Robau hereby declares it so. The 100 Grand Bar is now the "Actual Size Of Cooleddie74's Dick Bar." Too bad so sad it only comes in the ultra-mini version now, PUNK.
Midaclorians are Captain Robaus semi-sentient sperm cells.
Only if you are circumcised otherwise it's sort of blunt.
Captain Robau enjoys British Food.
Captain Robau wants the 100 GRAND bar renamed the LENGTH OF MY DICK bar.
Captain Robau hereby declares it so. The 100 Grand Bar is now the "Actual Size Of Cooleddie74's Dick Bar." Too bad so sad it only comes in the ultra-mini version now, PUNK.
Dammit. I should never have sent you that digipic of me coming out of that cold swimming pool.
I'll never live it down!!!
A rumor started by me right now is the Robau merges with the Kelvin during its battle with the Narada and that is why it is able to last the 12 minutes Geroge Kirk needs to save 800 lives.
Captain Robau IS 800 lives.
Captain Robau is only in this movie for a small amount of time because to view his badassness for any longer amount of time would rip a hole in the fabric of the universe.
Captain Robau makes Mr. Clean look like Professor Shitty.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Vulcan doesn't implode due to Nero's tampering, it implodes because Robau left his Kirby running.
The only reason it was up to George Kirk to save those 800 lives is because Robau felt it was time for George to man up.
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