Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau was the model for HALO's Master Chief.
Plecostomus
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Captain Robau is weak and powerless before the might of the IRS.
Plecostomus
Commodore
He would be if he paid taxes... Which he does not!
And if he was as Badass as everyone claims he'd pay his fair share plus a bit more just because he's that fucking Badass.
But since he's just a dirty rotten tax-evader he is no better than the dirt under my feet.
Captain Robau chuckles at your insignificant attempts to piss Him off...
You are not even worthy of His disdain.
He would be if he paid taxes... Which he does not!
And if he was as Badass as everyone claims he'd pay his fair share plus a bit more just because he's that fucking Badass.
But since he's just a dirty rotten tax-evader he is no better than the dirt under my feet.
Captain Robau chuckles at your insignificant attempts to piss Him off...
You are not even worthy of His disdain.
But as a lovely conselation prize he will destroy you last.
Captain Robau is gonna do this the Scanner way. He'll suck your brain dry.
Captain Robau's ship is held together by his willpower. He doesn't need a bunch of androids slathering mayonnaise on its insides to keep it from falling apart.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau chuckles at your insignificant attempts to piss Him off...
You are not even worthy of His disdain.
But as a lovely conselation prize he will destroy you last.
Even Robau cannot destroy that which does not wish to be destroyed.
Captain Robau chuckles at your insignificant attempts to piss Him off...
You are not even worthy of His disdain.
But as a lovely conselation prize he will destroy you last.
Even Robau cannot destroy that which does not wish to be destroyed.
Sure he can, not only that but he is allowed to vaporize your childhood as well.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Considering my childhood, Robau is a walk in the park. He's little more than a fuzzy caterpillar on the sidewalk of life.
Herasy BURN HIM!!!!
Plecostomus
Commodore
You cannot burn that does not wish to be burnt.
Captain Robau The Motion Picture was only a hit in France, simply because the French didn't understand the joke.
Captain Robau The Motion Picture was only a hit in France, simply because the French didn't understand the joke.
Captain Robau isn't bald. His hair simply found his scalp follicles too badass to remain there.
Captain Robau thinks Rocky Road ice cream is too pretentious. So he went back in time and beat the shit out of the Breyers dude.
Captain Robau once killed 2 million Klingon warriors with only his bare hands.
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