After meeting Captain Robau, David Ortiz is now known as Not-So-Big Papi.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau has the power to destroy an entire planet.
Captain Robau is Annakin Skywalkers real father. The midaclorians were a cover up!
No Captain Robau was CONTROLING the midaclorians because he is THAT badass.
Captain Robau once dueled Darth Maul. That's why the ugly bastard can no longer speak most of the time.
Captain Robau is the reason there can only be two Sith.
Plecostomus
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Robau fails at everything he does.
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Especially failing.
Captain Robau is the only person who ever fell into the Fan Pit of Death and climbed back out going through all 47,000,000,000,000 layers of fanboy hell in the process.
Captain Robau can enumerate and pronounce the nine billion names of God.
Captain Robau eats skulls for breakfast.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Robau choked on my rage and died.
Captain Robau is the one who got Dante and Randal to put the restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob at the Quick Stop.
Captain Robau thinks all the people in hell in Dante's Inferno are a bunch wuses.
Captain Robau wanted to name the Kelvin the USS Suckmyballs.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Robau is the stain on the carpet under my feet.
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