Facts About Captain Robau

[ITL]

Robau caused a recession just so that he could grow money on trees.

 

[The Wormhole]

We've reached page 47, which any Trek fan knows is a significant number in Star Trek.

47 is also how many parsecs Robau's cock stretches out to.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

When the recession hit, Robau grew money on trees.

Robau caused a recession just so that he could grow money on trees.

Captain Robau also crapped out gold to back that money he grew on trees.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau is so badass he gets an extremely active thread about his awesomeness on TrekBBS even though he dies five minutes into the movie. Mark Lenard is wondering where his badass thread was for dying five minutes into Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

47 is also how many parsecs Robau's cock stretches out to.

Unless he has a boner. Then it occupies every point in the universe.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau has giant flying cyborg death armor.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau wants more berries in Crunch Berries, dammit.

 

[Aragorn]

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Captain Robau!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

There's gonna be a day of reckoning. A day of Robau.

 

[Space Cowboy]

Captain Robau got drunk one night and relieved himself out in the desert. The spot in the desert is now known as the Grand Canyon.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau looks like the manager of my local CVS Pharmacy(no kidding).


Captain Robau runs my local CVS. Awesome!!!!!!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can skin a man with his teeth.

Also Captain Robau is Luke Skywalker's REAL father.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau can make the Kessel Run in less than 0 parsecs.

Captain Robau once had an ant farm. The campaign to clean up the mess after a spill is chronicled in the movie "Starship Troopers"

Captain Robau can kill a man with merely one eyelash.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once made hot love to the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

 

[DaveyNY]

Waaohh.., All Praise Myself... Sayest The Robau...

Thy Thread doth try to reach beyond thy need to match My Badass-Ness...

Which of course, thou will Never, Ever Accomplish.


So Sayest The Robau...,

So Sayest We All...,

Amen.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau loves Morris Day and the Time.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau does not impress me. Captain Robau can kiss my ass and wash my laundry. I DO NOT FEAR ROBAU THEREFORE HE HAS NO POWER OVER ME.

 

[cooleddie74]

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Captain Robau does not approve of your intransigence and disloyalty.

 

[Plecostomus]

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Captain Robau does not approve of your intransigence and disloyalty.

Captain Robau can come here and deal with me in person.

OH WAIT NO HE CAN'T BECAUSE JESUS KICKED HIS ASS AND HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.

 

[cooleddie74]

^
Captain Robau does not approve of your intransigence and disloyalty.

Captain Robau can come here and deal with me in person.

OH WAIT NO HE CAN'T BECAUSE JESUS KICKED HIS ASS AND HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.

Captain Robau forgives you. Sort of.