Captain Robau once asked the Guardian of Forever to show him the beginning of time. He saw himself there.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau: Show me the beginning of time!
Guardian: Hang on a sec... buh? Dude, you're there!
Captain Robau: And don't you forget it.
They say Captain Archer was Captain Kirk's childhood hero.
Captain Robau, on the the otherhand, was his own childhood hero. That is grown-up Captain Robau travelled back in time, and served as an inspiration to his child-self.
The lesson? Robau only relies on himself. And that's badass.
Captain Robau, on the the otherhand, was his own childhood hero. That is grown-up Captain Robau travelled back in time, and served as an inspiration to his child-self.
The lesson? Robau only relies on himself. And that's badass.
If Star Trek is successful, JJ Abrams will bring Trek back to the small screen -- a TV series about the adventures of Captain Robau.
The cast:
Captain -- Faran Tahir
First Officer -- Powers Boothe
Doctor -- Ron Perlman
Engineer -- Michael Biehn
Helm -- Carl Weathers
Navigation -- James Woods
Science Officer -- Dolph Lundgren
Tactical -- Danny Trejo
Communications -- Michael Madsen
Transporter Operator -- Jason Statham
The show will be called "Star Trek: Badasses."
The cast:
Captain -- Faran Tahir
First Officer -- Powers Boothe
Doctor -- Ron Perlman
Engineer -- Michael Biehn
Helm -- Carl Weathers
Navigation -- James Woods
Science Officer -- Dolph Lundgren
Tactical -- Danny Trejo
Communications -- Michael Madsen
Transporter Operator -- Jason Statham
The show will be called "Star Trek: Badasses."
I'd watch that show only for Jason Statham.
Anyway, Captain Robau is man enough to admit he puts Splenda in his coffee. I dare you to make fun of that!
Anyway, Captain Robau is man enough to admit he puts Splenda in his coffee. I dare you to make fun of that!
Captain Robau, Jason Statham and Telly Savalas all met in an interdimensional corridor. That is the origin of the Big Bang.
Captain Robau knows what really the Frak is going on on Battlestar Galactica.
The only part of BSG that confused Captain Robau was how Gaeta could stage a mutiny. If anyone even thought of staging a mutiny on the Kelvin, Robau would have them dealt with within five seconds.
And every TV tuned in to the show would simultaneously explode the instant it begins to air.
Captain Robau held the Alamo by himself, killing every single one of his enemies. O'Brien and Bashir creamed their pants the first time they saw the holographic recreation of Robau at their holographic Alamo. They in fact, did so, every time Robau spoke.
Captain Robau never underestimates the predictability of stupidity.
Captain Robau cuts the roof of the mouth of CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
Captain Robau hates brussel sprouts.
Captain Robau has named his successor: cooleddie74.
Captain Robau has named his successor: cooleddie74.
Captain Robau is so Badass that He will live FOREVER!!!
Too bad eddie...
Captain Robau can make Brussels sprout.
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