Facts About Captain Robau

[SupAJ1M]

lol

 

[P0sitr0nic]

Every statue on Q'onos is of Robau. Its just that hes so badass everyone thinks theyre all klingons.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

When Captain Robau is done partying the whole planet he was on at the time is reduced to a drunken wasteland.

 

[captcalhoun]

Captain Robau knows the way to Amarillo.

Captain Robau would walk five hundred miles just to be that man that walked five hundred miles.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the only one who knows the real power of Badass.

 

[I am not Spock]

Not only did Captain Robau shoot first, but he already had zipped halfway around the galaxy and single handedly bitch slapped Darth Vader before Han even flicked the safety catch on his blaster.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau once killed a man with his pinkie.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't need to use toilet paper after taking a dump because his crap dares not stick around.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

This thread will be the only part of the Trek XI forum to survive the coming fan war over this movie becuase it is under the protection of Robau.​

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau knows the way to Amarillo.

And all of Captain Robau's exes live in Texas. The ones he allows to live.

Captain Robau would walk five hundred miles just to be that man that walked five hundred miles.

Captain Robau would not fall down at your door, though.

 

[Aragorn]

Even if Batman had enough time to prepare, he'd still lose to a Robau who's still groggy from just waking up and not even knowing he kicked Batman's ass.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau could kick the ass of Superman only using is bare hands.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once turned down the chance to marry Cher.

 

[number6]

Captain Robau knows that it's a long way to Tipparary, but his heart's right there.

 

[DaveyNY]

Captain Robau once turned down the chance to marry Cher.

Now you know why Sonny hit that tree !

And also why The Captain is so Damn Badass !!

 

[Aragorn]

And the ass-kicker who took names was himself named... Robau. And now you know... the rest of the story. Good day.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once nailed Natalie Portman and Alyssa Milano in the same day.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau once nailed Natalie Portman and Alyssa Milano in the same day.

Then he got them to nail each other.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once nailed Natalie Portman and Alyssa Milano in the same day.

Then he got them to nail each other.

Because THAT'S how badass Robau is.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't slingshot around the sun to time travel. He orders the sun to slingshot around him.