Captain Robau shoots concentrated death out of his eyes.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau put the snap in Rice Krispies.
Captain Robau once ruined a dating gameshow at the Eden Prairie Mall.
Robau's rage can blast mountains to rubble.
Captain Robau INVENTED the Cowbell.
The Captain can't be bothered with Potty-Mouthed, Bottom-Feeders who have Janeway Fetishes.
(He does suggest you chew on some ORBIT though)
'Sides, eating brain-pained, TBB'S-'ers just gives the Captain Indigestion!
You Don't Wanna Meet The Captain when He's got Indigestion!
The Captain also cares not a wit if you go worship with the Mormon's.
You MF-Ass is safe for the time being.
Captain Robau kicks names and takes ass.
Captain Robau can bring instant death to his enemies, their families, that girl they slept with but never called back, that guy standing next to them, their dog, and everyone in a 100 mile radius of them.
Captain Robau can fry an egg with his badassness.
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The Captain can't be bothered with Potty-Mouthed, Bottom-Feeders who have Janeway Fetishes.
(He does suggest you chew on some ORBIT though)
'Sides, eating brain-pained, TBB'S-'ers just gives the Captain Indigestion!
You Don't Wanna Meet The Captain when He's got Indigestion!
The Captain also cares not a wit if you go worship with the Mormon's.
You MF-Ass is safe for the time being.
If he's so bad-ass why does he send YOU to deliver the message, why doesn't he deliver it in person?
It's because HE OWES ME MONEY, that's why. I am the only thing Robau fears: A DEBT COLLECTOR. *loads shotgun*
The Captain can't be bothered with Potty-Mouthed, Bottom-Feeders who have Janeway Fetishes.
(He does suggest you chew on some ORBIT though)
'Sides, eating brain-pained, TBB'S-'ers just gives the Captain Indigestion!
You Don't Wanna Meet The Captain when He's got Indigestion!
The Captain also cares not a wit if you go worship with the Mormon's.
You MF-Ass is safe for the time being.
If he's so bad-ass why does he send YOU to deliver the message, why doesn't he deliver it in person?
It's because HE OWES ME MONEY, that's why. I am the only thing Robau fears: A DEBT COLLECTOR. *loads shotgun*
I am The Captains' Official Cabana-boy/Yeoman, it therefore falls upon me to do all of the menial labors that are beneath The Captains' station.
If He were to even care to deliver the message to you personally, a migraine would be the least of your troubles!
And recently I became the only thing a Debt Collector fears... An IRS AGENT.
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Captain Robau has BIG F@#KING GUNS!
Robau talks back to his Rice Krispies because he knows what they're saying.
And Robau puts the fear of Robau into them.
Captain Robau is brawny tough!
Robau can skin a man with his mind.
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