Plecostomus
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This thread is irrelevant because Captain Robau does not and will never exist. The Robau is a LIE.
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Captain Robau's so cool, he keeps cold cuts and beer in his pants.
Captain Robau will destroy all his enemies with the power of Badass.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Robau failed me, failed my wife and failed my country... he will fail YOU next.
Captain Robau is the world made perfect...nothing to rearrange...sometimes he just...gets a feelin'...like time needs a cha-a-a-a-nge...
When Captain Robau gets in a barfight it consumes the entire town the bar is in.
Captain Robau's idea of a nightcap?
A helmet made of duranium alloy.
A helmet made of duranium alloy.
Captain Robau doesn't need deodorant. He sweats Badass Potpourri.
Judge Dredd isn't the law.
Captain Robau is.
Captain Robau is.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau or a grilled-cheese sandwich?
I know which one I'm picking and it's NOT Captain Robau.
I know which one I'm picking and it's NOT Captain Robau.
Ceiling Captain Robau is watching you masturbate...and thinks your method is ALL wrong.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Then he better get down here and help me.
Captain Robau's hand touches no other man's crank. Unless its a rabbit punch delivered in heroic combat.
Plecostomus
Commodore
That's fine, we're talking about Robau here.
Captain Robau understands...and approves.(TM)
Captain Robau will unleash his white-hot death fury on all the Trek XI haters.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I once beat Captain Robau at Hungry Hungry Hippo and he paid for my silence with a check.
Guess what you motherfucking Hungry Hungry Hippo-loosing girly-girl? The check bounced.
Guess what you motherfucking Hungry Hungry Hippo-loosing girly-girl? The check bounced.
Captain Robau IS supposed to be here today. And never smells like shoe polish.
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