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Facts About Captain Robau
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Or assimilate all of it.
Captain Robau's Badass Bald Club Band hopes you punks enjoy the show.
Captain Robau once had a run-in with a thug. He had his alien security officer K'Bentayr pin the thug down and begin yelling in his native tongue. "What the hell, man?" the thug yelled. "What my esteemed colleague is trying to say is that-" Captain Robau began. "You have a problem with me, you be a man and deal with me, leave your goon out of it," the thug shot back. "As you wish," Captain Robau said. K'Bentayr released the thug and backed off. Captain Robau then pulled out a dagger, cut into the thug's shoulder so that a flap of skin was hanging off. Robau then took the dagger and pinned it through the flap of skin onto the floor. "What the hell? You psychotic fuck!" the thug yelled. "I use my 'goon' when I feel like being a nice guy. But if you can't appreciate that, then I can deal with you on my terms," Captain Robau said.
Captain Robau can decannonize people, thus erasing them from history, piss him off at your own peril.
I am The Captains' Official Cabana-boy/Yeoman, it therefore falls upon me to do all of the menial labors that are beneath The Captains' station.
If He were to even care to deliver the message to you personally, a migraine would be the least of your troubles!
And recently I became the only thing a Debt Collector fears... An IRS AGENT.
Actually Debt Collector is just my cover *unzip's costume* I am really a telepathic time-traveling Jewish lawyer. (sinister music)
Unfortunately for you Captain Robau is the mortal weakness of telepathic time-traveling Jewish lawyers
Two Things...
First Off...Jewish Lawyers are even more Afraid of the IRS than Debt Collectors.
And Second...
You know that One Particular Freckle that you have...
Welll...THAT"S Captain Robau's Way Of Keeping Track Of Where You Are And What You Are Doing.... 24/7/365 (366 on Leap Years!!)
Sleep well my friend...
Captain Robau will kick people who whine about Star Trek (2009) raping their childhoods into the pit of death.
Robau will burns is enemies in the white hot intensity of his rage, unfortunatly that will like incinerate half the galaxy.
Oh I forgot to mention his rage burns through Asbestos, too bad for you.
Oh I forgot to mention his rage burns through Asbestos, too bad for you.
Not really...
I'll be around long enough to see you incinerate first...
Even Captain Robau thinks the new Enterprise's nacelles are TOO damn big.
But likes them because they are badass!
Thank Goodness I've got Asbestos Underwear!
Oh I forgot to mention his rage burns through Asbestos, too bad for you.
Not really...
I'll be around long enough to see you incinerate first...
Actually I have a sheild made of the only substance that can withstand Robau's rage and just for being snipy I'm not going to tell you what it is so there.
Captain Robau is the guy who greenlighted the Richard Donner-Cut DVD of SUPERMAN II.
It's calcium hydroxylapatite. Captain Robau wants people's skeletons to be left over when they're incinerated by his rage. Of course, he's so badass that whatever you do will utterly fail to stop him.
I owe he five bucks I can't pay him back if I'm dead.
Captain Robau once nailed the chick on the Morton Salt container.
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