Facts About Captain Robau

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau finds your lack of faith, bacon, good taste, humor, sense of fair play and Super Bowl tickets... disturbing.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau! Can you speak it Motherfraker!?

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau is so awesome, if you post in a thread about how awesome he is, you won't be able to comprehend the sheer awesomeness of it all and die. And your dog will die too.

Then why am I still alive?

Are you sure about that?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is so awesome, if you post in a thread about how awesome he is, you won't be able to comprehend the sheer awesomeness of it all and die. And your dog will die too.

Then why am I still alive?

Are you sure about that?

Actually the answer is simple Robau enjoys to hunt. Run Plecostomus! Run for your Life!

 

[The Wormhole]

Hey did anyone check out a contest Trekmovie recently had? Click here to see how it turned out. The results are proof yet again of Robau's badassitude.

 

[Plecostomus]

Then why am I still alive?

Are you sure about that?

Actually the answer is simple Robau enjoys to hunt. Run Plecostomus! Run for your Life!

Meh. Can't be assed to today.

Captain Robau will single-handedly restore our economy.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau wants you to tell him what they call a 'Quarter Pounder with Cheese' in France.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau wants you to tell him what they call a 'Quarter Pounder with Cheese' in France.

Captain Robau can kiss my motherf*cking ass because I have a motherf*cking migraine today and if he doesn't get the hell over here and cure it I'm going to kick his ass so hard he WILL die from it.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau wants you to tell him what they call a 'Quarter Pounder with Cheese' in France.

Captain Robau can kiss my motherf*cking ass because I have a motherf*cking migraine today and if he doesn't get the hell over here and cure it I'm going to kick his ass so hard he WILL die from it.

The last person who said that to Captain Robau was eaten by a floor.

 

[Ovation]

Hey did anyone check out a contest Trekmovie recently had? Click here to see how it turned out. The results are proof yet again of Robau's badassitude.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau wants you to tell him what they call a 'Quarter Pounder with Cheese' in France.

Captain Robau can kiss my motherf*cking ass because I have a motherf*cking migraine today and if he doesn't get the hell over here and cure it I'm going to kick his ass so hard he WILL die from it.

The last person who said that to Captain Robau was eaten by a floor.

Then why am I still here?

 

[M'Sharak]

Hey did anyone check out a contest Trekmovie recently had? Click here to see how it turned out. The results are proof yet again of Robau's badassitude.

It is as Robau wishes.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can kiss my motherf*cking ass because I have a motherf*cking migraine today and if he doesn't get the hell over here and cure it I'm going to kick his ass so hard he WILL die from it.

The last person who said that to Captain Robau was eaten by a floor.

Then why am I still here?

Robau moves in mysterious ways he could kill you today, tommorow, or 10 years from now, all you can do is wait

 

[Plecostomus]

The last person who said that to Captain Robau was eaten by a floor.

Then why am I still here?

Robau moves in mysterious ways he could kill you today, tommorow, or 10 years from now, all you can do is wait

Robau better get his shiny punk ass in gear and fix the economy otherwise I won't able to see him on the Big Screen.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Then why am I still here?

Robau moves in mysterious ways he could kill you today, tommorow, or 10 years from now, all you can do is wait

Robau better get his shiny punk ass in gear and fix the economy otherwise I won't able to see him on the Big Screen.

Robau will fix the economy when he Damn well feels like it.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau moves in mysterious ways he could kill you today, tommorow, or 10 years from now, all you can do is wait

Robau better get his shiny punk ass in gear and fix the economy otherwise I won't able to see him on the Big Screen.

Robau will fix the economy when he Damn well feels like it.

If he doesn't fix it by this time tomorrow I'm gonna go back to worshiping Jesus.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau never visits the Trek BBS because he's too damn badass to stoop to our level.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau never visits the Trek BBS because he's too damn badass to stoop to our level.

Captain Robau was banned murdering TNZ posters.

 

[cooleddie74]

How cool is Captain Robau?

He once went back in time and invented the sombrero.

 

[Aragorn]

NFL officials know how big of a fan Captain Robau is of the Steelers. Especially NFL officials who are working the Super Bowl.