Facts About Captain Robau

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau descends from Mandalorian bounty hunters.

Actually Mandalorians bounty hunters descend from Captain Robau.

 

[Piper]

To summon Captain Robau you have to look into a mirror and say his name five times.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

To summon Captain Robau you have to look into a mirror and say his name five times.

And then he kicks your ass.

 

[cooleddie74]

Japanese men run screaming from and pointing at Captain Robau.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau once killed 1,000,000 Romulans with his bear hands in 2 seconds.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau is so respected, that when he lands on Vulcan, they shut up so tight that you could hear a hair drop.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau has the power.

 

[DaveyNY]

CAPTAIN ROBAU...


....NOBODY, DOES IT BETTER...

...Makes me feel sad, for ALL the rest...

...NOBODY DOES IT, ANYWHERE NEAR AS GOOD...

...GOD-DAMMED, HE'S THE BEST!


(And Carly Simon was also singing about Captain Robau, NOT Warren Betty With her "YOU'RE SO VAIN" song!)

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau doesn't wear a flame-retardant suit because the Pontiac Fiero is dangerous to drive. The Pontiac Fiero wears a flame-retardent suit because Captain Robau is dangerous to be driven by.

 

[Devon]

Captain Robau scored 100% in Expert Mode on "Guitar Hero".... without even playing it.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau can eat all the Krispy Kremes he wants and won't gain any weight. Being awesome burns calories.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Captain Robau can eat all the Krispy Kremes he wants and won't gain any weight. Being awesome burns calories.

I officially hate him now.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can eat all the Krispy Kremes he wants and won't gain any weight. Being awesome burns calories.

I officially hate him now.

And thus Captain Robau must now destroy you.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

No, he'd be bored if everybody loved him. I'd say that other people's envy actually makes him more awesome!

 

[Captain Jerk]

Yeah Captain Robau is so awesome he could get shot and not die because he is so awesme

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau craps planets.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Captain Robau doesn't absorb the time vortex to destroy the Daleks, he just glares at them and they crumble to dust.

By staring intently at a Time Lord, Captain Robau can make him regenerate.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau eats raw blowfish without cuting out the poison sack.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Captain Robau is unfamilar with the word "recession"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is so badass he can breath in vacum.