Captain Robau didn't just WANT his MTV. He invented it.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau was what killed disco.
And that's the way, uh huh uh huh, Captain Robau likes it.
He also killed the radio star.
Say my whats leaking?
Captain Robau is so cool, Fonzie grew up admiring him.
Captain Robau willed the Federation and Starfleet into being.
Captain Robau may boldly go forwards, but HE can find reverse.
Captain Robau IS the meaning of life.
Captain Robau wasn't born. He was divinely created at the Telly Savalas Fan Club.
Captain Robau took the morning train. He badassed from 0900 to 1700 and then he took a shuttle home again...to find his ship waiting for him.
Captain Robau is the original badass all the other are failed cloning attempts.
Captain Robau descends from Mandalorian bounty hunters.
To the extreme Captain Robau rocks a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
He's killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when he plays a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
He's killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when he plays a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Captain Robau is the reason Earth has only one moon left.
Don't ask.
Don't ask.
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