Captain Robau wears jackets made only of soft corinthian leather.
Facts About Captain Robau
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When the Federation faces its darkest hour Captain Robau shall return and kick all kinds of ass.
Captain Robau onced traveled to a future that was ruler by genetically engineered super Klingons and kicked all their asses.
Captain Robau is the true guardian of the M'kraan Crystal. The Phoenix Force is just the gas from a fart he let off one day to protect it for a while while he went to get some lunch.
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Captain Robau is so badass that on somw planets you get the death penalty for talking smack about him.
Captain Robau is the secret Federation overlord.
To late Robau already knows where live, eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, and most importantly where you will hide from his wrath, so you're pretty much screwed. But it was nice knowing you.
Dibs on Eric Cheung's Trek stuff!
I can confirm that. After seeing Iron Man, I made a crack about how Robau wasn't too badass since he was easily killed in that movie. When I went to take a leak, Captain Robau himself showed up and broke my legs. As I laid pantsless on the bathroom, he grabbed a urinal cake, shoved it in my mouth and then said "who you saying isn't badass now?"
I suspect the only reason I'm still alive is because he was in an otherwise good mood that day.
Well at least you didn't complain about the Kelvin having one nacell and a zero at the begining of its registry you don't want to know what he would have done to you then.
I've come to know the zero and the single nacelle were Robau's choice. I do not understand why, but he clearly has his reasons. Badass reasons.
Badass reason that should not be questioned under penalty of horribly painful hyperdeath.
Heheheh.No one knows Captain Robau's first name, but some people call him Maurice, 'cause he speaks of the pompitus of love.
And he actually knows what the fk a "pompitus" is.
Captain Robau started a 1-man band called Marmalade Roadkill.
He does lead vocals, backup vocals, lead guitar, rhythm guitar, bass guitar, keyboards, drums, and the horn section. All with his left toe. The rest of him is getting laid.
He does lead vocals, backup vocals, lead guitar, rhythm guitar, bass guitar, keyboards, drums, and the horn section. All with his left toe. The rest of him is getting laid.
When the end of the universe comes Captain Robau will become a godlike entity that will kick the asses of everyone in the new universe that replaces ours.
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