He doesn't need to. They are wherever he wants them to be.
Facts About Captain Robau
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He doesn't need to. They are wherever he wants them to be.
If Robau himself were to reveal every single reason why he is so glorious this thread would suddenly shoot to several billion pages, causing a collapse of the internet itself.
Robau was Jesus's real father. How else do you think Jesus was able to perform all those miracles? It was due to the awesomeness of his Robau genes.
And it would be glorious.
Captain Robau, the badass, is Santa Claus's Santa, transporting presents under jolly old St. Nicks tree each year.
Captain Robau's penis is grand and large enough to serve as the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.
... for your sins. And he was reborn through his own badassality.
Robau was banned from First Contact missions due to "worship issues".
...just the way he planed it from the beginning!
Duke Nukem borrowed those sunglasses from Robau.
Strange I thought that was Optimus Prime?
Captain Robau ORDERS you to have a very merry badass Christmas!
Prime, badass that he is, was schooled in the art by Captain Robau
startrekrcks
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He is such a badass Robau that rocks around this badass christmas tree
During Christmas, Robau does not have one Christmas tree. An entire national park is set aside for him and he gets presents beneath every single tree in the park.
startrekrcks
Fleet Captain
and he sings Robau Robau I am one badass that rocks aroumd the bloody christmas tree.
Robau sends Christmas presents to Romulan officers every year. The presents are rigged to explode upon opening, but the Romulans don't realize this until it is too late.
Christmas doesn't celebrate the birth of Jesus, it celebrates Robau's victory over the Kobayashi Maru scenario. :P
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