Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau IS Black Friday. And not the good kind.
If you piss him off.
If you piss him off.
Star Trek XII: Robau's Sombrero
The sequel so badass, early drafts of the script literally burned off the hands of those who touched it without proper insulated gloves.
The greatest Halo 3 players from around the world were invited to an all vs. one match against Captain Robau. The gameplay footage is permanently banned from viewing because no one can watch THAT MUCH epic win on Robau's part and such EPIC FAIL on the part of the other players and retain their sanity.
*edit* Robau doesn't even own a controller, or an x-box 360, or even a TV for that matter. He wills himself into the game.
*edit* Robau doesn't even own a controller, or an x-box 360, or even a TV for that matter. He wills himself into the game.
Master Chief's role model as a kid and in Spartan training?
Robau.
Robau.
It is easy to locate Captain Robau. Just simply follow the rivers of bad guy blood he leaves in his wake and you will eventually find him. Of course, once you have found him he will add you to the list of casualties so as to keep his location secret.
Christmas always comes early for Captain Robau...Just like his women.
And it also comes multiple times...like his women.
One ounce of Robau Sperm can increase the explosive yield of a photon torpedo 1,000,000 fold. And it stops at that amount only becuase Robau doesn't like to show off.
Precisely. He is way too busy to catch all the ladies who faint in his presence.
And cancer, depression, and heart disease.
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He is such a badass Robau with a idiotic surname or name and he beats the crap out of anybody who oversteps the line ha ha.
Stamps collect ROBAU.
Robau gave me permission to get drunk at 2:30 in the afternoon.
They fantasize of being licked by him...
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