Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Stamps collect ROBAU.

They fantasize of being licked by him...

Then attached to a letter to Robau's fan club.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau has vast mineral deposits buried within his thick skin and is generous enough to allow the Federation to mine him. That is why the Federation has an unlimited amount of resources and why its citizens live in utopia. That, and because basking in the glory of awesome Robau is considered for most life forms to be utopia.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau contains vast deposits of both dilithium and pergium. In each of his fingernail beds.

 

[6079SmithW]

Renaissance Robau shall kicketh thine ass. All hail King Robau!

 

[Daneel]

Some people think that Robau was the fifth Beatle, but this isn't so. Ringo Starr was the fifth Beatle -- Robau was the first Beatle.

And if Robau had said that they were bigger than Jesus, no one would've complained -- or disagreed.

 

[6079SmithW]

Beatle Robau had to shave his head because no one could handle the badassness of his mop top hair cut. His discarded hair cut now serves as a Section 31 agent.

 

[Daneel]

His discarded hair is now in charge of Section 31.

 

[Icemizer]

I get to call him Cap'n Rob.

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

Captain Robau's rank is just honorary; he is really commander-in-chief Robau!

 

[6079SmithW]

Actually, he is God Robau.

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus; does that mean Captain Robau is from Jupiter?

 

[Islander]

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus; does that mean Captain Robau is from Jupiter?

No, it only means that Robau spends his vacations on Venus.

Pussy, pussy, pussy...

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau sublets Venus to lesser beings.

 

[6079SmithW]

Special Forces conceal hand phasers up their asses, but Robau has an entire photon torpedo concealed in his. His farts are "explosive", you might say.

 

[Jeri]

Robau wants to know why you don't have a picture thread of him, now that the DVD is out. And some of us mortals want to know, too.

 

[6079SmithW]

The Robau Stare picture and that montage on youtube are pretty much at the maximum badass limit that any mortal can withstand. But I agree. We should push the limit and create a badass Captain Robau picture thread.

 

[rgb1701]

Robau had sex with a Horta- why else would all those "silicon nodules" bare such a striking resemblance to their daddies shiny dome?

 

[6079SmithW]

The Robau Effect is directly responsible for making this thread the most badass thread in Trek BBS. See! My post just increased the badassness of this thread by 10 %! Nothing can stop mighty Robau's conquest of and lordship over all other threads!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau runs this shit.

 

[Voyagerian]

the ROBAU EFFECT may cause a picture thread to become too awesome in power for this site to handle-warning to mods....enhance thread structural integrity fields around all adjacent threads. Or terrible damage may ensue!!