Darth Bane became so powerful because he used the Force to tap into the Robau Effect. It also explains the baldness.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Picard invented the Picard Maneuver, in which a starship appears to be in two places at once. Captain Robau invented the Robau maneuver, in which his fist appears to be in your FAAAACE!
Starfleet decided to develop a defense against Species 8472's powerful genetic code virus, after reports Janeway transmitted via the Binary Pulsar in the final year of their journey and the still-potential threat considered. Solution:mass innoculation of ROBAU blood factors into all Starfleet officers.
Captain Robau found incompetant, negligent and unfit for command by Starfleet board of inquiry.
After several months of trial during which all surviving members of the Starship Kelvin were called in to testify the Starfleet board of inquiry adjurned to private deliberations. Normally a quick procedure the board itself took several more months to weigh the evidence.
It was the finding of the board that;
1. Captain Robau willfully abandoned his vessel in time of battle. One count of cowardice is charged.
2. Captain Robau before abandoning his vessel ordered its destruction by ramming into an unknown alien ship. One count of negligence is charged.
3. Captain Robau ordered his crew to evacuate the ship without knowing the outcome of the previous mentioned action. Second count of negligence is charged.
4. Captain Robau by taking a Starfleet shuttle to an alien vessel allowed Starfleet technology to fall into alien hands. Third count of negligence is charged.
Further charges against Captain Robau will be revealed at a later date....
After several months of trial during which all surviving members of the Starship Kelvin were called in to testify the Starfleet board of inquiry adjurned to private deliberations. Normally a quick procedure the board itself took several more months to weigh the evidence.
It was the finding of the board that;
1. Captain Robau willfully abandoned his vessel in time of battle. One count of cowardice is charged.
2. Captain Robau before abandoning his vessel ordered its destruction by ramming into an unknown alien ship. One count of negligence is charged.
3. Captain Robau ordered his crew to evacuate the ship without knowing the outcome of the previous mentioned action. Second count of negligence is charged.
4. Captain Robau by taking a Starfleet shuttle to an alien vessel allowed Starfleet technology to fall into alien hands. Third count of negligence is charged.
Further charges against Captain Robau will be revealed at a later date....
Robau is the most badass hetero man EVER...yet even he knows Karl Urban is handsome.
I don't think there is a mortal that wants to...
The internet was begun for one sole purpose-to spread the greatness of The Robau across planet Earth. NOTHING WILL IMPEDE THIS DIRECTIVE. NO FORCE CAN WITHSTAND IT. GET OVER IT, FORCES OF ANTIROBAU. YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST. YOU LOST BEFORE THIS EVEN BEGAN. FINI!!!
When The Apocalypse occurs, Robau will face the Anti-Robau. Of course, since Robau is so badass it will hardly be any contest at all. My bet is that Robau will win by simply waving his hand and willing the Anti-Robau out of existence.
Robau jumped universes, and went to the planet where the ALIENS were from. When he left...NO MORE ALIENS.
Robau impaled them all with his massive "manhood" and later on baby Robaus punched their way out of the ALIENS'S chests.
Robau drank the ALIENS' bloodacid, and said it tasted delicious. He liked it so much, he had gallons of it saved. Now, he uses it as an energy drink.
Not that he needs them anyway, for Robau exhales energy.
Robau is the reason for the Season.
And that Season?
The Badassocalypse.
And that Season?
The Badassocalypse.
Try to say that 3 times in a row. Robau can of course, even drunk.
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