Facts About Captain Robau

[Broccoli]

The monolith from 2001 and all its immense power is, in fact, a Capt. Robau turd.

 

[6079SmithW]

CAPTAIN ROBAU CAN OUT-SHOUT SPOCK IN A SHOUTING CONTEST!!!!AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Islander]

The water of life depicted in Dune was in fact Robau's piss.

 

[T'Girl]

Older Q once told younger Q: "DON'T . PISS . OFF . THE . ROBAU ! ! ! !"

(then Robau killed the entire Q continum, because Q attempted to out shout him)

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau sneezed really hard once. That's how we got the Oort Cloud.

 

[6079SmithW]

Saurian brandy is actually mass marketed Robau urine.

 

[EnsignRicky]

And how can this be?

For Robau IS the Qwitzachcaddyshack!!

 

[Islander]

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[Islander]

Sorry, didn't mean to post 3 times by the site is acting up really weird.

 

[Islander]

Robau's nail clippings are harvested by a recycling company for their adamatium content.

 

[Broccoli]

Robau's nail clippings are harvested by a recycling company for their adamatium content.

Too bad for the recycling company as Robau eats his clippings before they can be harvested. Robau knows the sure awesomeness of his clippings would destroy the world.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau Chips contain nothing but artificial preservatives and badassness. You can't eat more than one though...because the one will kick your ass from the inside out on the way down.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau is the only person who ever step foot on Jupiter.

 

[cooleddie74]

And Saturn. At the exact same time.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Captain Robau was the original Iron Man.

Tony Stark got the idea from his childhood memories of reading Robau's Memoirs.

And Robau played the bad guy so that Tony would fulfill his destiny....

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau Fought The Law And The Law Lost.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau single-handedly started the recession in order to teach us the value of sound financial planning.

Robau beat the living daylights out of Dave Ramsey.

At least I hope he will.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau once caught a bullet with his teeth and spit it back out at the guy who shot at him with such force that the guy exploded when it hit him.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Actually he exploded before it even touched him, his body wasn't ready for that kind of badassery. It had Robau spit, which is like 100000x better than mom spit.

 

[T'Girl]

Captain Robau once ate a horse -- shit it out -- then rode it home!