Facts About Captain Robau

[Mach5]

Shmi Skywalker lied. There was a father... But she knew better than to say Robau's name out loud.

 

[cooleddie74]

There used to be THREE Sith at any one time. Until Darth Robau kicked the others' asses and changed the rules for Darth Bane to follow in later years.

 

[Joel_Kirk]

*Nero was so in awe of Robau, he had to have his second--Ayel--talk in his place.

*Robau wasn't chosen to command the Kelvin; the Kelvin was built in honor of Robau.

 

[6079SmithW]

"Warp cores" are just props for the tourists. All starships are powered by Robau walking on a treadmill.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Stan Lee didn't model Professor X on Yul Brenner as previously believed, he really modeled him on Robau. Robau was also the inspiration for any and all bald headed badasses.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau is KING OF THE WORLD!!!

 

[Hoshi_Mayweather]

This thread is hilarious...

 

[6079SmithW]

This thread is hilarious...

Robau invented the funniest joke known in the entire universe. Unfortunately, he can't tell it to anyone as our mere mortal lungs would collapse from the uncontrollable laughter.

 

[Rush Limborg]

When he was a young boy, Robau's father, before spanking him, told him: "Son, this will hurt me more than it will hurt you". He didn't know how true that would be...

HERETIC!

Robau was always well disciplined by himself--and thus was never in need of spanking!

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't need a vacuum cleaner, for his carpet knows what will happen if it doesn't clean itself.

 

[T'Girl]

*Robau wasn't chosen to command the Kelvin; the Kelvin was built in honor of Robau.

Robau stood in one place and used his strength of will to cause the Kelvin to assemble itself around him.

 

[Cyke101]

When he was a young boy, Robau's father, before spanking him, told him: "Son, this will hurt me more than it will hurt you". He didn't know how true that would be...

HERETIC!

Robau was always well disciplined by himself--and thus was never in need of spanking!

Every female I know who's ever encountered Robau would disagree with you, friend, simply because Robau cannot be tamed. EVER.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can cure the Rigellian plague with a single touch from his scalp.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Robau can cure the Rigellian plague with a single touch from his scalp.

And when applying that single touch from his forehead with greater force, he can cure Romulans of being alive.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can cure the Rigellian plague with a single touch from his scalp.

And when applying that single touch from his forehead with greater force, he can cure Romulans of being alive.

And with even MORE force? Destroy Romulus.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Robau can cure the Rigellian plague with a single touch from his scalp.

And when applying that single touch from his forehead with greater force, he can cure Romulans of being alive.

And with even MORE force? Destroy Romulus.

The original quote was, "For I am become Robau, the destroyer of worlds", but no-one had the guts to actually dare claim they could become a second Robau. The word "Robau" was therefore edited to the less evocative "death".

 

[Aragorn]

When Robau played baseball, he was accused of "corking the air" because the moment the ball left the pitcher's hand, it immediately reversed direction and flew out of the ballpark for a home run.

 

[6079SmithW]

Captain Robau and Admiral Adama can't appear in the same television show together because that would be too much epic win for television audiences to handle.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Testing Robau for steroids is like testing salt for sodium.

 

[Mach5]

Testing Robau for steroids is like testing salt for sodium.

You're implying that Robau uses (needs) steroids?
Compared to this, God needing a spaceship almost makes sense...