Facts About Captain Robau

[barnaclelapse]

And it ran faster as a result of passing through his colon.

 

[Islander]

And it had a nicer chocolaty robe too...

 

[cooleddie74]

None of us are worthy of The Robau.

We must accept it...or he will MAKE US accept it. By raw force.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau had to stop making Robau Cookies because he put the Girls Scouts out of business.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's recipe for angel hair pasta involves ACTUAL chunks of angel.

 

[Islander]

The colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices include a pint of Robau's sweat and 10 flakes of parsley (purely for decoration).

 

[Aragorn]

A zombie plague did not wipe out the humans. That was just a half-asleep Roabu stumbling around.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau can make viruses sneeze.

 

[6079SmithW]

An alternative cure for constipation is to have Robau give you a dirty look. It will scare you shitless.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The Robau Look(tm) scared William Adama.

 

[barnaclelapse]

The theme from "The Magnificent Seven" accompanies every single one of Robau's orgasms.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau thinks that sex is overrated. Just being Robau is the ultimate orgasm in and of itself.

 

[Islander]

But he does understand how having sex with him can provide a spiritual experience in others and generously offers himself to any and all desiring it, or not.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau didn't pilot the shuttlecraft over to the Narada. He WILLED IT THERE.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau does not need to send mail. You just tell him where you are, and he'll throw the mail to you.

 

[6079SmithW]

ROBAU RAGE(TM) est. 2233.04

 

[Cyke101]

Robau didn't pilot the shuttlecraft over to the Narada. He WILLED IT THERE.

George Kirk didn't pilot the Kelvin on the collision course. Robau WILLED IT THERE.

 

[EnsignRicky]

I Grok Robau.

 

[Islander]

A Robau is a unit of measurement of astronomical events of larger scales. For example, 1 super nova = 0.000002 Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau taught mankind how to find lasting world peace. And we went and fucked it ALL up.