Robau wonders if Christianity started all because one day an apostle told someone that Jesus was a badass.
That dude has a lot of facts himself.
That dude has a lot of facts himself.
Facts About Captain Robau
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When Robau was a kid, he had to walk to school. Uphill. In the snow. With no shoes. And no feet. His feet grew later.....
And when Robau went to school, he was the one that taught the teachers.
Wow, Robau was my grand-father!
Robau is everyone's grandfather
Robau doesnt need a driver's license. Licenses need to carry ROBAUS, though.
Robau is the guy who got Norman Lear to put George Jefferson on ALL IN THE FAMILY. And a penis and scrotal hair on Maude.
Robau eats his peas one at a time. And if you laugh? You're dead.
Robau is the reason why the castaways never escaped Gilligan's Island.
Fun Fact: Had the castaways taken the time to climb the mountain seen in the title sequence, they would have seen that they were only 3 miles off the coast of Southern California. However, they never climbed it for fear of a salt stain on a boulder that just happened to look like a scowling Robau, fearing a curse would befall them should they climb.
Robau was going to be the fifth face on Mt. Rushmore. But the rock wasn't dense and strong enough to accurately recreate his scalp.
Robau carved his face into Mt. Everest with the Kelvin's phasers.
As a child, Robau would often pound giant holes into the Iowan landscape.
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