AND NOT IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE!
Facts About Captain Robau
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AND NOT IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE!
Roabu can blow up a Gundam just by pointing his finger at it and going phew.
Godzilla is not an irradiatied prehistoric monster. Godzilla is a plain old ordinary Robau sperm.
Coincidentally, this particular sperm came from a wild fling Robau had with Mothra's priestesses.
Coincidentally, this particular sperm came from a wild fling Robau had with Mothra's priestesses.
You don't even want to know where Cloverfield came from.
Robau says, Simon does.
Robau IS sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
Robau has the power to identify and destroy that unidentifiable thing growing in the back of my refridgerator.
Robau could eat that unidentifiable thing in the back of the fridge, but chooses not to as he is really growing a new life form and wishes it to learn to be awesome
Robau makes the world turn, babies smile and gummi bears taste good.
Captain Robau thinks the 300 Spartans that fought at Thermopylae were pussies for not killing all the Persians that day, which is something Robaun could do BY HIMSELF!
Robau simply does not see the point of armies. They'd only get in his way and make it harder for him to annihalate his foes.
So he just has a band follow him to play badass music while he beats the shit out of people in slow motion.
Captain Robau likes to cleave the skulls of his enemies open and suck out their brain juice as an afternoon snack.
And then floss his teeth with the tendons from their dead bodies.
Hence, Robau's teeth are very very sparkly. And his breath is minty fresh.
Robau once ate so many rice cakes he shit a beer cooler. The biggest, baddest beer cooler in the universe. With a keg tap on the side.
Nero didn't stab Robau to death with his trident thing he was helping Robau scratch an itch on his manly and badass chest.
Robau now uses that trident-can opener staff to measure his own penis. And its not long enough.
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