Facts About Captain Robau

[EnsignRicky]

When you enlist Captain Robau, you only need one good man.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the only man in all of existance who could look manly and badass in a ballerina tutu.

 

[Aragorn]

Batman dresses up like Robau to bring fear to the criminals of Gotham.

 

[EnsignRicky]

If a tree falls in the woods, what did it do to make Robau mad?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If a tree falls in the woods, what did it do to make Robau mad?

Probably existing inspite of Robau'scommands to do otherwise.

 

[EnsignRicky]

If you build it, Robau will come.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If you build it, Robau will come.

And if it isn't built right, Robau will kick your ass.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

If you build it, Robau will come.

And if it isn't built right, Robau will kick your ass.

and then he will rebuild it using YOUR bones. And maybe a few of your tendons too.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau eats Fruit Roll Ups by swallowing them whole...still in the cellophane.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau eats Fruit Roll Ups by swallowing them whole...still in the cellophane.

And sometimes he just shoves a whole box of them into his mouth without opening the box.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau eats Fruit Roll Ups by swallowing them whole...still in the cellophane.

And sometimes he just shoves a whole box of them into his mouth without opening the box.

If youre lucky he'll even bother to BUY them at the store first.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau eats Fruit Roll Ups by swallowing them whole...still in the cellophane.

And sometimes he just shoves a whole box of them into his mouth without opening the box.

If youre lucky he'll even bother to BUY them at the store first.

And once he's done digesting them, he shits them out as bars of gold pressed latinum.......still in the cellophane....

 

[Hartzilla2007]

And sometimes he just shoves a whole box of them into his mouth without opening the box.

If youre lucky he'll even bother to BUY them at the store first.

And once he's done digesting them, he shits them out as bars of gold pressed latinum.......still in the cellophane....

Sometimes it comes out as dilithium crystals or weapons grade anti-matter.

 

[cooleddie74]

If youre lucky he'll even bother to BUY them at the store first.

And once he's done digesting them, he shits them out as bars of gold pressed latinum.......still in the cellophane....

Sometimes it comes out as dilithium crystals or weapons grade anti-matter.

Or RED MATTER.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

And once he's done digesting them, he shits them out as bars of gold pressed latinum.......still in the cellophane....

Sometimes it comes out as dilithium crystals or weapons grade anti-matter.

Or RED MATTER.

Or even protomatter.

 

[cooleddie74]

Sometimes it comes out as dilithium crystals or weapons grade anti-matter.

Or RED MATTER.

Or even protomatter.

Or the even more rare and hard-to-stabilize WIN MATTER.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Or RED MATTER.

Or even protomatter.

Or the even more rare and hard-to-stabilize WIN MATTER.

he can also make ANTI-WIN MATTER for the puposes of mixing it with WIN MATTER causing an event called AWESOME ANNIHILATION, which obliterates to space/time continum.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Or even protomatter.

Or the even more rare and hard-to-stabilize WIN MATTER.

he can also make ANTI-WIN MATTER for the puposes of mixing it with WIN MATTER causing an event called AWESOME ANNIHILATION, which obliterates to space/time continum.

At which time it is known as whatsamatter.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Or the even more rare and hard-to-stabilize WIN MATTER.

he can also make ANTI-WIN MATTER for the puposes of mixing it with WIN MATTER causing an event called AWESOME ANNIHILATION, which obliterates to space/time continum.

At which time it is known as whatsamatter.

though sadly at that point Robau will be the only livinh thing in existence because he is that badass.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau knows Bo.